Jul 12, 2018
Sadly, only hours after writing this, David was forced to keep his knees together while on the Number 27 bus and the resultant heat buildup made him burst into flames. The flash of searing flames from his overloading balls is said to have removed the eyebrows of anyone within a 50 foot radius.
#The Times#Manspreading#GOD WOMEN#Have some compassion#These are WHITE HOT BALLS we’re talking about here#WHITE#HOT#BALLS#Natural way for men to sit#Is taking up at least 2 seats worth of leg room#Delicate generative organs#See WHITE HOT BALLS above#Low temperature#Enough carping#We blokes#Ruddy bloody blokes#Flash flame#Number 27#Eyebrows