#delicious when mashed.

[watcher-of-nineveh]

I have ascended.

I just rolled the most perfect cigarette that has ever been created, so good in fact that it traveled back in time to when I rolled it so that it could kill me before I put the earth in some sort of great peril by the pure power of it's perfection!

In other news, if I ever post anything Benedryl Creamysnatch related it will be tagged 'Delicious when mashed.'