#deliciousdwarfsemen

[thechaperones]

deliciousdwarfsemen replied to your post:anglosaxonmonk replied to your post:Ozymandias is...

NO LET’S JUST ALL TALK ABOUT HOW THIS HAS BEEN MAKING ME PUKE MY GUTS UP FORREAL THO

DEV PLZ. I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN. WHY????????? ????????? ;^; 

[roosebaldton]

deliciousdwarfsemen replied to your post:petition for charles dance to make dramatic...

stOP GIVING HIM IDEAS

BUT DEV CHARLES DANCE READING BELLA'S DESCRIPTIONS OF EDWARD OUT LOUD WITH THAT DUMB FACE OF HIS I WOULD CRY

[obscurelocalstranger]

deliciousdwarfsemen started following you

[roosebaldton]

deliciousdwarfsemen replied to your post “i khant believ ur cheetn on me wit duh anon i thawt u luvd me”

AND WHAT ABOUT ME HUH

SHHHH I ALSO LOVE YOU

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

[mayfalo]

deliciousdwarfsemen replied to your post:THERE’S LITERALLY ONE FEMALE CHARACTER IN THE...

eeeeeeeyup, isn’t it just fucking awesome how that happened and everyone was all ‘don’t judge before it comes out omg she’s probably just a badass’ but lol no she’s a fighting fuck toy

I AM SO ANGRY LIKE I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT AND WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS LIKE "THERE ARE ONLY MEN IN THIS FILM LIKE HOW DOES THAT WORK WHY DIDNT I SEE THAT" AND NOW IM JUST REALLY PISSED BECAUSE WHEN THEY REVEALED SHE'D BE IN IT I WAS SO EXCITED YAY MORE FEMALES IN LOTR LOL NOPE HELLO MY NAME IS PETER JACKSON AND I ONLY LIKE MEN

[countrichmond]

Tonight summed up in a few phrases

Me: GOD DAMMIT DEV

Me: I FUCKING HATE YOU

Me: SAKLDHASFAKJGHLADFKSHGAJDFGLAHJA

Me: *ANGRY WHIMPERING*

Dev: *FUCKING WHEEZING MANIACAL LAUGHTER FROM HELL*

[countrichmond]

BECAUSE YO WANT TO FUCK HIS STUPID IRISH COCK LIKE A LOT, YOU WANT IT ALL INSIDE YOU WITH THE STRAIGHT SEX AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THAT. And thanks, my tits are fucking gr8

i hate you forever 

[countrichmond]

I love how you tag me in shit while we're fUCKING VIDCHATTING ON SKYPE YOU DUMB SLUT

STFU YOU GOD DAMN HOR OVER HERE YELLING AT ME ABOUT AIDAN SHITTING TURNER UGH

p.s. nice bewbs bitch