Dec 8, 2016
#footballz happy birthday to Onterrio Smith! You had a brief career running the ball in pro football but you will live forever in infamy for the lengths to which you went to avoid drug tests! You were caught in the airport with a thing called the Whizzinator! A fake wang that comes with dried urine! This is a thing that exists that I did not know about but because of you I do! So no matter how bad you were at football (and make no mistake, you were terrible) you'll always have a place in my heart! I hope you get to do all the drugs you want today, Onterrio Smith, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #onterriosmith #minnesotavikings #busted #whizzinator #delightfulthings
