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delintthedarkone replied to your post: *hesitantly raises hand* w-what’s professor......
I honestly can’t recall if I first coined that term, but I def did a doodle of this dork! If you dig in my “myart” tag you may find it :)))
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Once in a Blue Moon
This is my Rumbelle Secret Santa gift for the amazing @delintthedarkone, who prompted "detectives, blue, ring, undercover, rain". It was an honor to be your Santa, and I hope you enjoy this story!
Also on AO3 and FF.net
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Part 1: The Librarian
Belle thought that picking a lock would be easier. Well, not easier, exactly... just that she figured that she was prepared to do it more quickly. After all, she had read the section on the subject in Practical Locksmithing by Jefferson Hatter so many times that she had it committed to memory. (She had finally returned the book to its rightful place in Section 683 before closing up the library several hours ago.)
But that studying had taken place in the comfort of her cozy apartment, with her cat in her lap and a hot cup of tea nearby. Somehow the experience was different in the darkened hallway of The Blue Moon nightclub, where she was under pressure to break into the owner’s office (a) without anyone noticing and (b) before she was missed on the floor. Ariel, the club's headliner, had just started her set a few minutes ago. In Belle's month working at the club, she noticed that her sales weren't as heavy while the audience was enraptured with Ariel's performance. It was Christmas Eve, too, and almost everyone at the club had been happily imbibing all evening. Hopefully no one would notice that the cigarette girl had disappeared for a little while.
The tumblers finally gave way. Quickly glancing in both directions down the hallway to make sure the coast was still clear, she slowly turned the knob, pushed the door open, and quietly closed it behind her. Belle allowed herself to breathe a little sigh of relief as she started to look around the dimly-lit office, her gaze immediately on the desk and bookcase in the opposite corner of the room. Where should she begin to look? Where would Jones keep the kind of information she was looking for? She wasn’t even sure what she was looking for, if she was being honest with herself.
“I was wondering when you’d finally get that door open, dearie.”
Putting her hand over her mouth to stifle a yelp of surprise, Belle spun around to find one of the club’s familiar patrons in the corner behind the door.
“Mr. Gold? What are you doing in here?” She asked in an urgent, but hushed, tone.
Gold kept his voice low, as well. “I might ask the same of you, Miss Bennet. I wasn’t aware that Jones’s office doubled as a stockroom for cigarettes. Don’t get me wrong—I’d much rather see you than him, especially given the circumstances.”
Belle paused a bit, as she often did at the hearing someone call her by her alias, but quickly recovered. “The circumstances of you breaking into this office?”
“And what was that fiddling about with the lock? Not exactly the sound of someone who is supposed to be here.”
“Well, we can’t all be experts in the art of picking locks.”
Gold gave her a self-satisfied smirk. “Ah, but there’s no need to pick the lock when you can bribe a member of the cleaning staff for the key.”
“I’m beginning to think that Jones doesn’t run the tightest ship around here.”
That remark changed Gold’s smirk to a real smile. “Obviously.”
Belle smiled back at Mr. Gold. In her guise as “Lizzie Bennet”, she was a cigarette girl at The Blue Moon, a sophisticated nightclub in Downtown Los Angeles. It was part of her job to be charming with the customers. Just as with the false name, she thought of the charm as part of the role she was playing. When it came to Mr. Gold, though, her charm and wit seemed to flow more easily. She felt more like “Belle” than “Lizzie” around him. She genuinely enjoyed talking with him on the occasions that they’d had the opportunity to have a few minutes’ conversation. He was somehow different from most of the regular guests, many of whom were cronies of Killian Jones, the club’s smarmy owner. For one thing, Mr. Gold was intelligent. For another thing, he didn’t leer at her or talk to her in the patronizing tone used by many of the male customers. Mr. Gold seemed honestly interested in what she was saying when they spoke.
Shaking her head, Belle brought herself back to the present moment, and to the strange situation in which she found herself. Yes, she enjoyed talking to Mr. Gold…but how much did she trust him? They had caught one another breaking and entering, so she wasn’t worried that he would snitch on her. But how much did she want to tell him about the reason she was here?
For some reason, her instinct told her that she could trust him. Maybe if she told him a little about her story, he would tell her a bit of hers. Maybe they could help each other.
“I’m looking for my friend, Anna.”
She noticed that his eyes widened ever-so-slightly. So slightly that it could have been a trick of the light. She’d thought many times that they were nice eyes: wide and brown.
“I know that Mr. Jones is probably hiding many things in this office, but I don’t think a woman is one of them.”
Belle rolled her eyes. “Wow, you’re a funny guy. I’m looking for information that could lead me to my friend. She was working here when she disappeared a few months ago. I’ve been trying to find out if there’s some connection to one of Jones’ associates. I thought maybe if I could take a look through his papers, there could be a lead.”
Mr. Gold looked as if he was trying to decide how to respond, when the sound of footsteps got increasingly louder outside. Belle’s eyes went wide. This area was usually quiet during the show. Gold put a finger to his lips, an unnecessary gesture, since Belle was pretty sure she was speechless in fear at the moment. She instinctively moved closer to Mr. Gold until she was right up against his side. The steps seemed to come right up to the door. She glanced desperately around the office, and wondered if they could both fit under the big desk across the room. It could work—neither one of them was very tall.
Miraculously, though, the steps suddenly retreated back down the hall. Soon it was quiet once again, and the only sounds Belle could hear were her own thudding heartbeat and the muffled sound of Ariel singing a spirited “Winter Wonderland” out front. She and Gold stood stone still for what felt like an eternity, making sure that the steps didn’t return.
Darn it. She hadn’t even had a chance to look around, but she felt like it wasn’t safe to stay in here any longer.
“Miss Bennet, I believe we should take that as a sign that it’s time to go.” The whispered words were warm against her temple.
“Miss French.”
“Excuse me?”
She turned her head and looked up into his eyes. “My real name is Belle French. In case something happens when we open that door, I thought you should know.”
His lips quirked into the faintest smile. “Now that we’ve been properly introduced, shall we, Miss French?” He gestured towards the door.
As luck would have it, the hallway was empty when they slowly opened the door and made their way back towards the main room. They came to the intersection of another hallway that lead to the dressing rooms, and Belle retrieved her tray of wares from under the tablecloth-covered table that she’d left it under.
Mr. Gold nodded and turned to leave, but Belle put a staying hand on his arm and stood on tiptoe to whisper in his ear. “We still need to talk. Meet me at Granny’s Diner in an hour. You know where that is?”
She finally seemed to have rendered him speechless. He nodded again in the affirmative. Belle fastened the strap attached to the tray around her neck, and once again became Lizzie, purveyor of cigarettes. She would have to invent some excuse to leave a little early.
Looking back over her shoulder as she headed back to the floor, she smiled at him. “I’ll see you there?”
He smiled back. “I wouldn’t miss it…Miss French.”
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Part 2: The Detective
According to some people, it never rained in LA, but a soft rain had started to fall on this unusually chilly Christmas Eve. Fifty minutes after Miss French had told him to meet her in one hour, Gold was seated in a booth at Granny’s. Say whatever you would about him (and many did), he was punctual. He sat facing the door, in a booth as far away as possible from any eavesdropping ears. Due to the fact that it was open all night (or, as the sign on the window proclaimed, “OPEN ALL NITE!”), the diner had always been a popular spot for the cops in the neighborhood. He hadn’t come here often since leaving that life behind. Ignoring the proprietress’ pointed greeting of “Detective Gold” when she came by the table, he ordered a cup of coffee and waited for Lizzie (no, not Lizzie—Belle) to arrive.
The lulling sound of the rain outside turned his thoughts to Belle and their encounter back at the nightclub. She had been the last person in that club that he expected to encounter when breaking into Killian Jones’ office. He had been relieved when it was her that opened that door, and not one of Jones’ goons. For one thing, he hadn’t fancied getting into a fight. For another thing, he actually liked Miss French.
In her short time working at The Blue Moon, Belle had succeeded in becoming the only person with whom he truly enjoyed talking. Their conversations had never been particularly lengthy (she was on the job, and in a way, so was he), but they were his favorite part of the evenings he spent at the club. She was bright and quick-witted when she spoke, and thoughtful and engaged when she listened. And even when she must have been rattled to find him in that office, she didn’t show it, choosing instead to give him a taste of his own smart-mouthed medicine.
The decorative bells that hung on the front door jangled as the door opened, heralding Belle’s arrival and bringing him out of his reverie. She quickly closed the door behind her, and shook the water from her coat. For some reason, he was relieved to see that she was protected from the weather: she carried a now-closed umbrella, and was wearing galoshes over her high-heeled shoes. She had let some of her hair down from the pinned-up style she wore at the club, and the cold brought a lovely flush to her cheeks. Immediately seeing where he was sitting, she smiled and made her way to his table.
She hung her coat on a hook on the side of the booth, and sat down. She had changed out of her uniform, and now wore a long-sleeved dress in a shade of blue that made her eyes seem even brighter than usual. “Pull yourself together, man,” he reminded himself.
“Mr. Gold. I’m so glad you came.”
“I am a man of my word. I have to say, I’m intrigued. How many cigarette girls know how to pick a lock?”
“Librarian.” At his raised eyebrow, she continued. “I’m a librarian at the Central Library.” She leaned forward, and proudly confessed in a lower voice, “I learned how to pick a lock from a book.”
“Being a former public servant myself, I know that the pay isn’t especially lucrative. But was a second job really necessary?”
Belle giggled, showing a dimple in one cheek. “It was the only way I could think of to get close to people who were around Anna when she disappeared. I thought being in the same surroundings that she had been in would help me find some clue about what happened to her. The police seemed too busy to care.”
At that moment, Granny came to take their order. “Hi, honey,” she said warmly to Belle, whom she obviously recognized. The older woman then turned a suspicious eye towards Gold. “You doing OK?” She directed the question to Belle.
“Happy Christmas Eve! I’m fine, Granny, but I’m starving: could I get a hamburger—extra pickles--and a cup of tea?”
“Sure thing. Anything for you, Detective?” He ordered the same, and he and Belle were left alone once again.
Belle met his eye. “So you were a cop, right?”
She had probably heard the gossip. A lot of it was true, too. Dirty cop. Disgraced.
“I was, until I decided that I preferred working for myself. I’m a private detective now.”
There was no judgment in her eyes. “What made you change your mind?”
“I made some mistakes. Several mistakes. I became a police officer with the best of intentions. I wanted to help people. But somewhere along the way, I started helping myself more than the public. I’m also not very good at following orders or working with others. It’s better for me to be in business for myself.”
“At least you’re honest about it. From what I’ve overheard at the club, there are plenty of officers that are making a pretty penny for themselves. But they’re still on the public payroll.”
This woman kept surprising him. “What about yourself? It’s not every librarian that would moonlight as a cigarette girl and learn to pick locks, using a Jane Austen alias the whole time.”
She laughed, a full throaty sound. “Ah, you got that. Maybe it was a little obvious, but I took a gamble that Jones and his buddies weren’t big Austen readers.”
“Or literate.”
“Exactly.”
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As they ate, Belle told him about her work at the library, and then the conversation turned to her friend, Anna. They had lived in the same building for two years, and had become good friends. Before her disappearance, Anna had become smitten with a man named Hans that she had met at the club. Belle had never met him, but from Anna’s description, he was handsome, charming, and well-to-do. It had been a whirlwind courtship, and they were soon engaged. Anna disappeared shortly after the engagement. In her time employed at The Blue Moon, Belle hadn’t encountered Hans, but once heard his name mentioned in passing as a business associate of Killian Jones.
“So that’s why I was in that office. I wanted to see if there were any clues about Hans or his business. Anything that might lead me to Anna. So what were you doing snooping around Jones’ office?”
He could have evaded the question. As they had been talking, though, Gold decided that he trusted Belle. Maybe she had been right earlier. Maybe they could help each other.
“It seems, Miss French, that we have more in common than both being drawn to public service and breaking into locked rooms.” He paused and sipped his coffee. “A young woman recently hired me to find her sister. They had been estranged for several years. All she knew was that her sister had moved to the city. The woman’s name is Elsa, and her sister’s name is Anna.”
Belle’s eyes went wide. “So we’ve been working on the same case all along!”
“Indeed. I learned from one of my old police acquaintances that Anna matched the description of a young woman that had gone missing. I found out that she worked at The Blue Moon. At the club I heard that she had been friendly with a young man that used to visit fairly often. I hadn’t been able to find out much about him or where he came from, or how serious their relationship had become. I never heard that they were engaged.”
“That makes sense. Anna said that when they’d go out, it was always away from the club. It seemed weird to me. Anyway—go ahead.”
“Before you joined me in Mr. Jones’ office, I was able to briefly look through one of his ledgers. I did see records of payments received from a Hans Westergaard. I also saw reference to a company owned by someone named Westergaard. Their offices are near the harbor.”
“You’re able to remember all that after only a short look?”
“Would it be bragging to tell you that I have photographic memory?”
“That’s a great lead! It has to be connected. How many guys named Hans could be visiting the club? I want to help you investigate that company.” She took a sip of her tea. “We are working together on this now, right?”
Gold had told her that he didn’t work well with others, but Belle was different. She was earnest, and she knew Anna personally and recently. She was smart and resourceful, and most importantly, she cared about finding her friend.
Belle bit her lip (an adorable habit that he noticed before), waiting for his answer. “So…partners?”
“Partners.” He raised his cup to hers, and they toasted on it. Belle gave him a wonderful, toothy smile.
They were interrupted by Granny leaving the bill on the table. He went up to the counter to pay the bill and when he returned, Belle was humming along with the song playing on the radio behind the counter. The sound of Judy Garland singing “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” filled the diner, and Belle softly joined in:
“Someday soon, we all will be together If the fates allow Until then, we’ll have to muddle through somehow…”
She sighed as the song finished. “I love that song. It’s so sad, but there is sadness at Christmas, too, you know? Remembering loved ones who are gone. It makes me think of my mom. She loved Christmas. She died seven years ago, but I still miss her so much.”
Gold couldn’t believe that he heard his own voice confessing in kind. “It never really goes away, I suppose. My son loved Christmas, too. I always miss him, but especially at this time of year.”
Belle gave him a sad, sympathetic smile. “I didn’t know you had a son.”
“We had a falling out when I was still with the police. He didn’t approve of the way I had taken to doing my job. I haven’t seen him in years. I wish I could find him and make amends.”
Perhaps that was why his missing person cases were the ones that meant the most to him. If he couldn’t be reunited with his boy, at least he could help others find their loved ones.
Apparently able to read his mind, Belle reached across the table and grasped his hand. “We will find Anna, and reunite her with her sister.”
Gold looked down at their joined hands. He believed that they would, too. With her determination, how could they not?
Belle looked at her wristwatch, then moved to stand up. “Well, I guess Santa won’t come if we don’t get home soon.”
“I think he’s crossed me off of his list.”
“Mmmm…you never know. You could always try bribing him with cookies and milk. After all, it worked on the cleaning staff at the club.”
“That cost a little more than some cookies.” He offered Belle’s coat to her, helping her into it. “Shall we?”
As they walked out the door, they were welcomed by an unbelievable sight. Rain was one thing, but now it had started to snow—snow—in Los Angeles. Belle giggled in delight.
“Oh, my goodness! A white Christmas! See, Mr. Gold? Miracles can happen.”
“Every so often. And please call me Rupert. I mean, if you’d like. Since we’re partners.” He hailed a passing taxi.
Belle formally offered him her hand. “Rupert, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Belle.”
He took her little, gloved hand in his. “A delight, Belle. I trust I’ll see you soon?”
“Would Sunday morning at 9:00 work? I don’t have to work—either job—on Sundays.”
“Sunday it is. In front of the library?”
Belle nodded, and he opened the taxi’s rear door. She turned to get into the car, then impulsively spun around and hugged him.
“Merry Christmas, Rupert.”
Snow fell around them, and the bells from a church celebrating Midnight Mass sounded in the distance. Gold closed his eyes and returned the embrace. Belle was tiny, but he felt fully enveloped in her warmth for that all-too-brief moment. She pulled back and gave him one last smile.
“Merry Christmas, Belle.”
Belle waved goodbye through the window, and the taxi drove off. Gold watched the car disappear down the street, still feeling the imprint of Belle’s warmth and softness against his body. He couldn’t remember the last time he had felt that kind of peace.
It seemed that Miss French really did have a talent for unlocking closed doors.
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delintthedarkone replied to your post “My DVR decided NOT to record tonight’s OUAT so I missed the first...”
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BECAUSE TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT WANT ME TO BE HAPPY...OR EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED, LBR.
Seriously though someone out there want to fill me in on the first 4-5 minutes of the episode please?????
Hiya Dearie! It is I, your no-longer-secret secret santa to wish you the happiest of RSS days I am so sorry I am a day late, but hopefully the package makes up for my tardiness! ( I will go stand out in the hall and think about what I've done) Hope you like it! I went beserko on the snow because i got inspired at the last minute:3 Many PLinks! 💜💜💜
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW THE POST! I’M GOING TO REBLOG IT MOMENTARILY AND ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN ALL MY EMOTIONS!!! And honestly, it’s totally fine that it was late! Life can get really crazy at times and it was definitely worth the wait!
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Rumbelle Secret Santa Fic: Porcelain Boys and Girls
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This humble, little fic is for the lovely @delintthedarkone. I really hope you like it and HAPPY HOLIDAYS, friend! <3
Summary: Rumplestiltskin is a cold, lonely little boy living with two mean spinsters. He has no idea how drastically things will change though when an odd man sets up shop in his village. A shop filled with the most beautiful dolls...(Original prompt: "Rumple stealing Belle's Shoes")
Words so far: 4,933
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Rating: Teen and Up
Pairing: Rumbelle
Where to read it? Below the cut or at AO3
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It wasn’t often that something new cropped up in their small town and this—this—absolutely deserved a trip out in the snow.
Rumplestiltskin pressed his nose to the glass, huffing at the icy chill seeping into his bones. His shoes were leaking, the wind blew straight through his coat, and still Rumplestiltskin stood, trying to get up on tiptoe so he could peer into the shop’s back. It was nearly impossible to draw his eyes away from the brightly colored display, not when at his back it was an endless sea of white and grey. This was memorizing, a tiny spot of light amidst an ocean of darkness.
A bell sounded off to the side. Footsteps crunched in the snow.
“You can come inside,” an old voice said.
Rumplestiltskin startled and scurried away.
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“Don’t see what the point of it is,” Lara muttered, alternating between pulling wood chips from a clump of wool and spooning cold porridge into her mouth. She smacked her lips, briefly using one of the wood pieces as a toothpick. “Who’s going to buy those things anyway?”
“The rich ‘ems,” Lyra answered. “The ones with ‘eir gowns and parasols… with the… the ‘lil frills on ‘em.” She twiddled her fingers around her head dramatically. “Can’t do ‘nothin with ‘em though. They just sit! Foolish trade if ya ask me. Not likely to fill ‘er pockets or purse now is ‘et? Now wool… ah, people always be needin’ wool, don’ ya agree.”
“Mmm hmm,” Lara agreed, indeed.
“You remember ‘at, boy” Lyra said and passed Rumplestiltskin the porridge, now quite congealed.
He bowed his head solemnly—an unintentional agreement. He hadn’t expected the spinsters to be thrilled with the addition. No one really was. It was deemed by the villagers to be too ostentatious (a big word that only their school teacher seemed to know the meaning of, though everyone else repeated it wholeheartedly), too odd, too useless, too threatening. It was a blight upon their land, as one old man said, sneering at Rumplestiltskin when they passed in the road. It didn’t surprise him that Lara and Lyra condemned the shop too. The wool they spun was coarse and colorless, the exact opposite of what Rumplestiltskin had seen through the window. They no more belonged in that shop than the shop belonged in their village.
… Which made Rumplestiltskin wonder about it all the more.
“You ‘ear me?” Lyra said. She poked Rumplestiltskin in the shoulder with her bony finger. She hadn’t clipped her nails in some time. “What you doin’ just sittin’ there? Eat your food. Sit up! What you slouchin’ for? Long exhaustin’ day of doing nothin’? Don’t think I didn’ see you not at the wheel today. Wha’ you up to, boy?”
Rumplestiltskin shrugged. He crossed his legs firmly under the table, hoping that there wasn’t too much snow melting off his boots. They’d wonder where he’d been.
“Just stay away from that shop,” Lara said absently. She spit a bit of wood across the room and into the fire. “Don’t want you getting any ideas.”
“Aye,” Lyra nodded.
“Yes’m,” Rumplestiltskin said. He picked up the spoon and slipped the porridge into his mouth, grimacing all the while.
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He went back to the shop the next morning.
Rumplestiltskin wasn’t sure what he wanted exactly; just that he needed to take one more peak into the shop window, see the brightly colored displays and make sure they weren’t an elaborate dream. (Not that Rumplestiltskin had much of an imagination. He was good for spinning… and that was all he was good for. Lara and Lyra reminded him of this often).
The trek across the village was hard on someone his size, particularly now that the snow had deepened. By the time Rumplestiltskin made it he was shaking from head to toe, his teeth rattling inside his mouth and his nose running horribly. He wiped it on his sleeve… then promptly forgot all discomfort when he saw the widow.
It was even prettier than he remembered.
Dolls. In every shape, size, and color imaginable.
They were all staged in various positions, like the shop was actually a mask for another, tiny village. Dolls sat on stools or laden picnic blankets, they drove carriages and pretended to throw balls. Rumplestiltskin saw a doll dressed as a knight and his breath caught, mesmerized by the sparklingly armor and wicked-sharp sword. He felt like he could stare at the knight for forever... but Rumplestiltskin pulled his gaze away because there was so much else to see too: dogs, dragons, dolls that looked liked they had spells flying from their fingertips. The display made Rumplestiltskin forget how cold he was—forget who he was—and the only thought that managed to worm its way in was that he’d have to come back here again. He had to.
“Back again, I see.”
Rumplestiltskin jumped, but this time he didn’t run away. Instead he turned slowly, finally taking in the shop’s owner.
His initial impression was that the man looked a lot like his dolls. Not... literally. The dolls were mostly young and pretty, whereas the man’s skin drooped with age. He bore grey hair and a beard, and his clothes were only slightly less threadbare than Rumplestiltskin’s., so for just a second he questioned that initial comparison. Then though, shivering as the man stared him down, Rumplestiltskin understood.
They both had power. The man and his dolls both shone like magic.
Rumplestiltskin swallowed.
“Come in, come in,” the man beckoned. “You’ll catch your death out here. C’mon.”
He went. Not because Rumplestiltskin wasn’t scared—he was, with shaking knees and a sniffling nose—but because he was drawn to the store itself. It was so beautiful, in so many ways, with a presence that he’d thought only existed in the stories, and Rumplestiltskin suddenly knew as well as he knew his own trade that he’d regret it always if he didn’t step through that door.
So Rumplestiltskin shuffled across the threshold… and then wondered if he’d ever be able to leave.
It was warm. Like stepping into a steaming bath or baking under the summer sun, not that Rumplestiltskin knew what either of these things felt like. It was nearly always winter in his village, the ‘seasons’ consisting of months with snow and months without. Vegetables were imported from neighboring towns, places where people supposedly had green trees, grass, fruit to pick straight off the vine. He’d also heard tales of royal men and women who lived in palaces with heated stones and hot water that gushed from gold pipes. Rumplestiltskin wasn’t sure he’d ever touched hot water. He bathed in the ice-cold water from the well. The tea made in Lara’s kettle was always tepid.
The shop was warm-warm though (‘hot,’ his mind supplied) and Rumplestiltskin was so shocked by his body’s reaction that he just stood there stupidly a moment. He jumped though when strong hands rested on his shoulders, tugging gently.
“Let me take your coat, sir,” the man said.
“I’m no sir,” Rumplestiltskin blurted, eyes blowing wide.
“No? A little boy entering my humble shop? Seem like a sir to me.”
The man smiled, crooked and knowing, bits of his beard twitching with good humor. Rumplestiltskin continued to stand as his ratty coat was hung on a wooden stand and the man turned to putter at his desk. He shuffled piles of paper—more paper than Rumplestiltskin had ever seen in his life—and moved a pen until it was perfectly lined up with a large, hardbound book. Rumplestiltskin couldn’t read, but the words on the cover were pretty and curved. They reminded him of births and moves and marriage vows. They were the start of a story.
“Go on,” the man encouraged. He made a shooing motion. “Have a look around.”
Amazing that he’d been distracted for even a moment by heat and kindness because when Rumplestiltskin did turn back to the shop (a far larger shop than it appeared from the outside) his mouth unhinged in wonder. Standing on the inside, without frost or fog to cloud his view, it was clear that there was a method to the dolls’ layout.
They weren’t just staged on shelves and tables willy-nilly. No, rather there was a clear divide between one side of the shop and the other. The right side encompassed everything Rumplestiltskin knew and all that he’d heard about in tales: ogres, fairies, wolves with human-looking eyes, a woman dressed in hunting clothes and cocking a deadly arrow, even the knight he’d spotted from before. The left side though... Rumplestiltskin wasn’t entirely sure how to describe it. That portion of the shop contained objects he’d never seen before. The dolls were beautiful, but they wore flimsy clothes, and their fake hair was coiled and pinned in elaborate forms only suited for royalty, though their dress itself was comparatively plain. The buildings were too high and too clean. There was some sort of domed vehicle painted a vibrant yellow. Rumplestiltskin cocked his head at it.
The right looked primarily like a forest, the left a small—and rather odd—town.
Despite his desire to go and get a closer look at the knight, Rumplestiltskin was drawn to the other side of the room— towards the strangeness of that little community. His eyes locked on a beautiful, black-haired woman seated before a group of children. He couldn’t read the sign on the building there, but he could guess that this was some sort of school. Rumplestiltskin smiled, entranced by her round face and sunny expression. He imagined himself as one of her students.
Rumplestiltskin didn’t notice the table until he was bumping it sharply with his hip.
There are moments, infrequent ones, where time bends and a person can think through an action with far more speed than it actually occurs. Horrible times when you can watch what happens and do absolutely nothing to stop it. This was one of those moments.
Rumplestiltskin felt the dull ache of wood slamming into his side and he immediately turned, his mind jumping ahead to the inevitable outcome. Sure enough, the table rocked and he felt something tip without actually seeing it. A second later there was an awful, terrifying crash.
Silence in the shop. Rumplestiltskin stood shaking.
“Don’t run,” the man said. He was beside him in an instant, those warm hands back on Rumplestiltskin’s shoulders. “It’s okay, m’boy. Accidents happen. Come now, none of that.”
Rumplestiltskin drew his ragged shirtsleeve over his eyes, trying to stop the tears. He hadn’t meant to break anything. He hadn’t meant to hurt—
The man bent, scooping something into his palm. “Look,” he insisted, holding up a tiny teacup. “It’s fine.”
“It’s chipped.”
And it was. The cup was a doll’s cup, no larger than the store owner’s thumb, and with the chip missing it looked like half of it was already gone. Rumplestiltskin peered blearily at the floor, but he couldn’t find the tiny bit of porcelain there. It had probably fallen through one of the cracks, lost forever.
“I really don’t think Belle minds.”
“Bell?” Distracted, Rumplestiltskin looked to the door where, yes, a tiny bell dangled. He’d heard it when he came in. The man shook his head though, smiling and nodding to the table he’d bumped into. Standing, he put the broken cup back in the scene and moved aside so Rumplestiltskin could see.
His breath caught, for here was the prettiest doll in the shop.
Long, curled brown hair. Red lips. Blue eyes that seemed to look right at him… and a smile. She was like a tiny princess, waiting impossibly for him. Unlike so many of the others in fierce, action poses, Belle was a young girl—no older than him, surely—who sat calmly in a carved chair, a tiny book spread open on her lap. She wore a blue dress and as he looked closer, Rumplestiltskin was shocked to see that it wasn’t nearly as fancy as what some of the other dolls wore. More than that, he recognized the stitching in her bodice. He could do that. Belle’s ankles appeared comfortably crossed… her feet covered by that pretty blue dress.. stretched towards a fire… beside a table laden with tea… and… and… as Rumplestiltskin took in the rest of the scene, he gasped.
“She has a wheel!” he exclaimed, one hand reaching out towards the object. He barely stopped himself in time.
“You can touch,” the owner chuckled and he took Rumplestiltskin’s hand, guiding it to gently stroke the miniaturized spindle, the wood just as rough and soothing as it was at home. “And she does have a wheel, in a way. Belle doesn’t spin herself you see. She’s still waiting for a friend to come and help her manage the castle.”
Rumplestiltskin nodded. He could see it now. The table housing Belle was open of course, but the wheel, lush carpets, the cabinet stuffed with all sorts of beautiful things that rested behind her... all of it gave the impression that she lived somewhere quite grand.
“Why is she in the middle?” he asked. Rumplestiltskin barely heard his own voice. He was too busy staring.
“Middle?”
“Of the shop.”
Indeed, the right side of the shop was all forest, the left all town, and Belle was right smack in the middle of both, her crossed legs seeming to divide the two worlds.
The man shrugged, carefully leaning his elbows on the table so he could peer at the scene. “I’m not entirely sure. Though I must admit that Belle has always been special.”
“Special?”
“Strong-willed.”
Rumplestiltskin gave the man a funny look. They were dolls.
He seemed not to notice though and the two of them lapsed into a comfortable silence. Rumplestiltskin mimicked the shop-owner’s pose, being extra-careful not to knock against anything else. He took his time really looking at the layout, from the flecks of straw in the basket to the tiny dots of raspberries in the scones. When his eyes began to blur there were brief, startling moments when everything looked quite real. Where Belle looked real...
Rumplestiltskin had the sudden, intense desire to join her.
“Rumple!”
He jerked, knee catching the underside of the table. Rumplestiltskin let out a desperate cry as everything rattled again, but this time Belle and her things stayed in their place. His gaze jerked wildly over the shop owner’s shoulder to the two silhouettes trudging in the snow outside.
“I need to go,” he gasped, pushing past.
“So soon, m’boy?”
Rumplestiltskin didn’t answer. He just stumbled for the door, Lara and Lyra’s voices calling for him outside. If they caught him in here—if anyone saw—
They wouldn’t let him come back.
“I hope to see you again soon,” the man called.
He had to come back.
Rumplestiltskin turned, caught one last look at Belle, and threw himself back out into the cold.
*** “‘Wha you doin’ then?” Lyra asked for the sixth time. She shoved Rumplestiltskin in the shoulder while Lara stood off to the side, trying to haggle down the price of beans.
“Eh? Eh?”
“Nothing,” he murmured. Rumplestiltskin kept his eyes on his leaky boots, not daring to look back at the shop.
“Nothin’?”
“Nothing.”
Lyra snorted. It sounded like a toad hacking up phlegm. “Riiiiiiight. You? Up early an’ out an’ abou’? Pleeeease, boy. Wha’ you doin?”
He shuffled and stalled a moment. “... buying flour.”
“... flour?”
“Yeah.”
“Well where is it ‘en?”
Rumplestiltskin pursed his lips. He kicked a bit of snow. “I dropped it.”
“Dropped it?”
He looked up at Lyra’s pinched expression, wondering if she’d been a parrot in a past life. Lara came up with hands on her hips and a bag filled with beans to cook.
“Where’s he been then?” she asked.
“‘E said aid ‘e was buyin’ flour.”
“Flour?”
“Aye, flour.”
“I don’t see any flour.”
“At’s what I said.”
They both turned to stare at Rumplestiltskin. He shrugged.
“It’s white. I lost it in the snow.”
They didn’t know what to do with him then, not when he spoke like that. There was a great deal of eye-rolling and talk of active imaginations, but eventually Rumplestiltskin was dragged back to their hut. There, at least, things made sense.
They passed the store on the way home though—earning jeers and suspicious looks from the sisters.
Rumplestiltskin thought he saw the owner waving to him as he went by.
***
“There’s no flour,” Lara said. She slammed the cupboard door shut, clucking her tongue and muttering about useless little boys. How was she to make dinner with no flour?
Rumplestiltskin didn’t particularly care. He wasn’t hungry. Or sleepy. What he was was cold. It seemed like ever since he’d left the shop the air had taken on a horrible chill that he just couldn’t shake, no matter how close to the fire he moved his wheel. Rumplestiltskin wanted to return to the warm shop. He wanted Belle.
She brought warmth, odd as that sounded.
“Ain’t ‘ou done yet?” Lyra asked. She peered suspiciously at the yarn he’d spun, as if thinking he might have somehow lost that too.
“Almost.”
“Lazy, lazy, lazy...”
“I could spin faster if I was warm.”
Rumplestiltskin didn’t know what made him say that. It flew straight out of his mouth, like he was the doll under another’s control. It was in a voice stronger than his too, imbued with a staggering amount of confidence and, dare he admit it? Anger. It was certainly enough to stop Lara and Lyra in their tracks.
Then Lyra was moving, lunging across the dirt floor to wallop Rumplestiltskin across the back of his head. He yelped, ducking down, but a second hit didn’t come. Just a tongue lashing.
“Ee’s a smart one, ain’t e? Ungrateful lil’ thing. You believe ‘is, Lara?”
“Sadly, yes,” she sniffed. “Given his father, I expected nothing else. Have you forgotten who feeds you?” she demanded, edging closer to Rumplestiltskin as well. “Clothed you? Taught you your trade? You’d be dead in that snow if it weren’t for us. Be grateful, Rumple. Besides, everyone is cold in this godforsaken town.”
Rumplestiltskin nodded his head, refusing to look either of them in the eye. It wasn’t true though. That shop was warm. So warm. And looking around he could see now what the spinsters could have done to make things easier: boarding their house properly, collecting wood for the fire, sparing yarn for blankets of their own…
“I’m not the lazy one.”
“Enough out of you!” Lara hollered, quite taken aback. Lyra started up a new string of insults but Rumplestiltskin barely heard her. He was dragged off the wheel and across the hut, tossed into his bed with little ceremony. He immediately rolled to the side, facing the wall and squeezing his eyes tight against tears, ignoring the spinsters’ words. When some time had passed, Rumplestiltskin opened his eyes just a slit so he could stare through the cracks in the wood. Cold air blew against his face, but at least he could see the snow and he knew that far in the distance lay Belle.
Rumplestiltskin stuffed his hands into his pockets and froze.
Literally. Not in the way he had for years now, freezing due to ice and cold, but rather a full body stiffening that came entirely from shock. Tentatively, the fingers of his right hand stroked the object he’d found hidden in his pocket, hardly believing it was real. Rumplestiltskin drew it out and then drew in a breath, recognizing the tiny article even though he’d technically never seen it.
It was a shoe. No larger than the tip of his thumb, sparkling a pretty blue in the moonlight.
“It matches Belle’s dress,” he whispered.
“Quiet!” came the cry and Rumplestiltskin obediently ducked down into his bed. He couldn’t look away from the shoe though. It must have been knocked off when he hit the table, tumbling safely into his pocket even as he’d chipped the cup. What were the chances of that?
“Small,” he told himself, hardly breathing the word. “It’s like magic.”
There was definitely something in the air, because as Rumplestiltskin curled up with Belle’ shoe pressed to his cheek, he suddenly felt just a tiny bit warmer.
***
Rumplestiltskin was dreaming.
It was odd because he could think straight and feel things and nothing was murky like dreams should be, but he knew it couldn’t be real because he’d awoken in a castle. Stone walls, carpeted floors, a staircase taller than his entire house… Rumplestiltskin wandered from room to room with his mouth open and his eyes blown wide.
One thing was like a dream though— his movement. Though Rumplestiltskin knew the castle must be massive he seemed to move from one side to the other instantly, his legs never tiring from the journey. It was such an easy thing, flitting here to there, that he nearly missed it when he saw it.
Light. Coming from one of the far rooms. Rumplestiltskin crept forward and gasped.
Here at least was something he recognized. The table and the rug. The fire and the wheel. A tea-set bearing a single, chipped cup and…
Belle. The girl, sitting and reading her book.
“Oh!” she said, startling when she caught sight of him. Rumplestiltskin jumped as well.
“It’s okay,” she called now, setting aside her book. “Don’t be afraid. I know you.”
“… you do?”
“Of course!” and Belle—for it was Belle, impossibly—rose with pink skin and flowing hair, all of it quite human. She dashed across the space between them, appearing before Rumplestiltskin with the most beautiful smile. Belle cocked her head and planted her hands firmly on her hips, grinning all the wider.
“You stole my shoe,” she laughed, kicking out a bare foot as proof. “And broke my cup! It’s okay. I don’t mind. It’s not often we get many visitors my age. You’d think we would, given that we’re dolls and all, but no. It’s all stuffy fathers and sneering elders. I was glad when you took it, honestly. Makes speaking so much easier, and the Wizard said you might want to come live here! That is… maybe… with me?”
To Rumplestiltskin’s shock she blushed, her hands moving to fiddle with the stitching at her waist. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind of this oddness.
“I don’t—”
“Understand. No, of course you don’t. I didn’t either. That was ages ago. My parents died, you see. Ogres. No one to really answer to after that and well… I wanted adventure! Something. You must understand that an infinite world was pretty appealing. Plus the Wizard writes me in new books whenever I want and there are so many wonderful people here…” Belle cut herself off, staring at him strangely. “Oh. This is far too much for one meeting. Too much all around. Are you happy?”
The question threw him more than anything else. Rumplestiltskin had yet to move farther from the doorframe, but now he took a step closer. Towards Belle.
“What?”
“Are you happy?”
“This is, this is just a dream.”
“That hardly matters. Are you happy?”
“… I don’t know.”
Belle nodded, smiling like that was a perfectly acceptable answer.
“Well why don’t you wake up and find out?”
And Rumplestiltskin sat up straight in bed, nearly crying out, but he managed to stifle his yell at the last moment. He peered into the darkness, making out Lyra and Lara’s huddled forms on their beds, the two of them snoring away. The noise was grating. Rumplestiltskin’s stomach growled from no dinner and his eyes danced across the small hut, bypassing everything but his wheel.
Belle had a wheel though.
Rumplestiltskin didn’t know if he was happy. He wasn’t entirely sure what happiness felt like. All he knew for sure was the he was cold.
In one swift move he was out of bed. Rumplestiltskin drew on his boots and dashed for the door, heading back out into the snow.
***
The middle of the night and the store was still open.
Rumplestiltskin entered without asking, his body immediately relaxing as warmth enveloped him, the ache in his eyes easing in the soft candlelight. The owner—the Wizard?—was seated at his desk, writing continuously in his hardbound book. He looked up briefly though to smile at Rumplestiltskin.
“I was hoping you’d be back,” he said. “Belle’s been so hopeful tonight…”
“They’ve changed.”
It slipped out without his permission, but it was something he needed to voice. The scenes had changed. In just the few short hours that Rumplestiltskin had been gone everything had moved in one manner or another. The dolls were in different poses, wearing different clothes, and playing with a whole array of new props. He saw the little yellow vehicle parked outside a building like a pub now, all the dolls merrily enjoying food and drink. The woman wielding magic had her head in the lap of a man with a lion tattoo. The knight was in odd clothes now, holding hands with the round-faced teacher. Rumplestiltskin saw so much diversity, more than one man could have accomplished overnight.
Even Belle had moved. As Rumplestiltskin approached he saw that she’d risen out of her chair and walked across the carpet, standing at the edge of the scene like someone would if they were poised in a doorway. One tiny doll foot was bare and one tiny doll hand was extended.
Rumplestiltskin reached for that hand… and then stopped. His fingers traced the wood of the table instead.
“How come there are no prices?” he whispered.
“Because you can’t put a price on life, m’boy.”
The Wizard was suddenly there, behind Rumplestiltskin and pressing his warm hands into his arms. He leaned down, his beard tickling the edge of Rumplestiltskin’s cheek.
“You’ve heard stories, no doubt. Of odd shops and carnivals, things that arrive without warning and disappear just as fast? Nothing is just a story. A smart boy like you knows that. I’d never think of denying those tales, but I will say that they’ve done us a bit of a disservice. We do not steal. We do not take. All I’ve ever done is provided people with a world they’re happy to live in. Or, as the case may be, two.” The Wizard smiled. “Between the Enchanted Forest and Storybrooke, I have no doubt you’d find your place. Though it appears that you’re already quite fond of the Castle.”
Rumplestiltskin stared. He felt light-headed and giddy. Almost euphoric. Though trembling too with what might have been a combination of fear and desire. He looked at the array of dolls and felt an odd sort of relief that they all weren’t smiling. Some bore neutral expressions, others outright frowned, but regardless it struck Rumplestiltskin that their painted faces looked real, in a way the people around him never had.
Belle. Belle was smiling though.
She looked happy.
“Are there seasons?” Rumplestiltskin asked, already taking the pen. “Is there summer?”
“Indeed, m’boy, if that’s what you wish. All you need do is ask.”
The massive book was laid gently before him, opened to an enticingly blank page. Rumplestiltskin didn’t know how to sign his name, but he felt in that moment like he could write an emotion. With his left hand he pressed a finger to Belle’s tiny palm and with his right his slid the pen across the page.
Everything went white. Everything was warm.
***
“ ave you seen ‘em?” Lyra demanded, barging into the shop. Lara was close at her heels, casting fearful, distasteful looks at the dolls around her. Many of them seemed to glare back.
“Seen who, my good woman?” The Wizard asked. He didn’t bother looking up from his book.
“Rumple a’ course! Don’t try bein’ smart with me, now. I know I seen him peerin’ in here. Gonna get a hell of a lickin’ when I find ‘em. Don’ be lyin.’ I’ll know if ou’re lyin.’”
The Wizard finally looked up, heaving out a long sigh. “I abhor lying, my lady. I fear I cannot produce your charge—not as you would expect in any case—but you’re more than welcome to peruse my shop. Perhaps you’ll see something of interest.”
Lyra scowled though, spitting. Lara caught hold of her before she could say anything else, dragging her sister back out of the shop and into the cold. They cast the wares and their owner hateful looks as they went.
The Wizard settled back down to his writing.
“Their loss,” he said, seemingly to himself. Then he chuckled at what would have seemed like silence to anyone else. “No, no. I’d never have allowed them into our little community. Though it would have been fun to see their reaction to you, m’boy.”
One doll seemed to… not move exactly, but shimmer. Like a ripple of heat from the sun. He was staged in the very middle of the shop, poised between two worlds, dressed in simple clothes that contrasted to his decadent setting.
There was a girl beside him too, just about his age. They looked quite good together—her with her book and him at the spinning wheel. Anyone could tell they were a matching pair, like something out of an extraordinary story.
Really though, someone might have thought the scene too staged. After all, a boy sliding a slipper onto a maiden… surely it had all been done before.
“Indeed. And yet… stranger than fiction, yes?”
The Wizard chuckled and happily closed his book.
It’s been awhile but I had to post these because they’re the best. @klairabelle @delintthedarkone







