#delusional!sam

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Magic anons over

someone wake sam up.-Dean

WHy not you?-Doctor

because yoU TIED ME UP-Dean

oh yea.-Doctor

at least we don't have to tell the truth either, win for Sherlock,the doctor and the Winchesters.-John

ah, you're back-SH

Never left, just... well shut up-John

it's not your fault you proclaimed you were "Smitten" for me.-SH

I what.-John

mhmm, sam got it recorded!-Doctor

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*materializes a few inches away from Dean's face* Hey, Dean! What kind of bees make milk? *disappears, leaving only a note fluttering to the ground that reads 'Boo-bees'*

*Picks up paper before burning it.* Hey sam anon’s are bad guys ri-*Looks at sam still passed out* oh right. I punched you.-Dean

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Magic anon over

 awh yea, i'm big again. Means i can do this*Punches sam in his face, causing him to be knocked out* Sorry sammy, but there's more then enough dean around here.-Dean

*Sulking in the corner*-SH

 Sherlock, what if you changed while in the skull. I imagine it would be rather uncomfortable-Delusional!john

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What's up everyone?

trying to get sam to stop trying to kill me-pocket!dean

see and you wonder why i try to kill you. If you were me you’d realize i’m dean not sam.Sam’s like a foot taller and slouches and is gassy as all hell.-Delusional!sam

and so will you if i give you a burrito-Pocket!dean

John refuses to place me near my skull-Pocket!SH

SHerlock, you’re not sitting in the skull-delusional!John

 john this is a one time chance-Pocket!SH

*waves* Hello!i’m excited cause people keep talking about the 23rd. I wonder what’s on that day. I hope it’s a party. I do love parties-Doctor

*Staring at sam and dean* Is that a human thing? To pretend you’re someone you care about?-Cas

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Cas have you ever made pie for dean?

Yes, right before i was forcefully removed from the bunker-Cas

woah wait. Forcefully removed?  thought… Cas you told me it was because you didn’t want to bring down the angels on us. Sams been really worried man. Wo forced you out?!-Delusional!Sam

well it seems the delusional all go as far as he knows about dean.-Doctor

oh heh… uhm how about we don’t discuss this right now but later over coffee … or alcohol.-Pocket!dean

no! someone told Cas he had to leave! i’m not standing up for that!-Delusional!sam

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How is dean in bed? ;)

*Opens mouth but sam rushes over and clamps his hand over his mouth*-Cas

hhashahaha what would he know about me in bed hahahsahhahah-Delusional!sam

DUCT TAPE HIS MOUTH NOW-Pocket!dean

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M!A - John thinks he's Mycroft and Sam thinks he's Dean for three days.

oh this will be hilarious.-Mod

you are a sadist , you know that?-pocket!dean

well aware. And proud of it-Mod

son of a bitch, i’m bigger again. fina-fucking-ly. Pocket sized was no walk in the park.-Delusional!Sam

god damnit, you’re not me! you weren’t pocket sized nor were you ever! You’re like a friggen tree normally! small you would be the size a kid.-Pocket!dean

Ah, Sherlock, it seems you’ve gotten yourself in a bit of an accident with the anons again. What did you do this time? Tell them they’re morons? Set John after them?-Delusional!John

First off they are morons, secondly no i didn’t, John as you are well aware of.-Pocket!SH

 now you’ve gone and hit your head.*Pats sherlock on his head* Now you’re really a little brother.-Delusional!john