Behold... THE DeMAMP-WICH
It's finally here--
To make the official sandwich of Adam DeMamp, combine these ingredients in classic sandwich formation--
Texas Toast (or in a pinch, any bread toasted and sliced as big as Texas)
Prosciutto (handful)
Provolone Cheese (to taste)
Pulled Pork (as available)
Pickled Spicy Peppers (four P's that please)
Spicy Brown Mustard
There it is. No veggies clogging the way. No lettuce filling the arteries. Just the meat and potatoes (NOTE: no potatoes are in the sandwich) of an All American Meal.
The sandwich built for a DeMampwich. They'll serve it on trays at my funeral. Maybe they'll do the same at your funeral, or the funeral of a close friend.
I think this is just the type of food that'll change the world. That is, until I announce DeMampwich II.