#demolitionxbombs

[spanishtraitor-blog]

[Puts a hotdog on his head.]

“I don’t understand the point of this.” 

[fieryhero-archived]

Puts a hotdog on her head.

She blinks. Then takes the hotdog off her head, looking back and forth between it and Rockoon with confusion.

[collecting-nuts-blog]

"Pip pip da doodly do!"

[collecting-nuts-blog]

@demolitionxbombs

//Squeaks glares at Rocky LIAR LYINGGGG

[thexcyborgximp]

And cue Rocky comes in dressed up as Kyubey. "／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Contract?"

“You are gonna die in the middle of the night, Rocky. And no one will know it was me...”

[thexcyborgximp]

"So why didn't ya invite me to that flyin' carpet? Sure would have LOVED to kick ya down!"

“I would have kicked myself down if Nye didn’t have that death grip on me.”

[thexcyborgximp]

"Smol and angry. That is you."

“We are practically the same size in game and you can be just as angry as me... So I think the pot is calling the kettle here...”