#deppsessed

[depphead4ever]

Sending you some love, sanity and Hoodoo Voodoo here because it's a while since I last did 🔮💜

Highly appreciated and sending you back all the love, sanity and Hoodoo Voodoo I have 🔮💜

(Thanks, twin 🥺)

[depphead4ever]

Did you know that if you stand in front of a mirror with a banana, pretending to use it as a microphone... You'll summon the monkey man!

I can feel the Hoodoo Voodoo in the air, already... 🔮🍌

Look bestie, who turned up only for ya! 🙈

[depphead4ever]

Stand at your mirror with a can of hairspray, say "Uncle Freak' 3 times and an Electric Smith will appear from behind x

And the mirror said: "Your wish is my command" 🔌🖤

(P.S. Just don't let Syler near that mirror phulease... his wish would be worse)

[depphead4ever]

Joe Pierre likes to turn his amps up in multiples of 11. How many cranks of the knob does it take him to get to 11111111?

Theeeree ya go... 😂

Well, I don't think that even the cast of Spinal Tap would know the answer to this one, so may it remain an unsolved mystery forevah 🫣

[depphead4ever]

Syler takes 11 minutes to eat 11 bananas! How long does it take him to eat 1,000,000 bananas? Don't Google the answer! I'll know you've cheated. 🍌🐒

If only I was a master of mathematics... probably my life would be easier 💁🏼‍♀️

But hey... isn't Pierre the one who's obsessed with the number, 11? 👀

[depphead4ever]

Oscar, Rambo and Electric Smith all walk into a bar at once.... What drinks do they order?

One shot of Unicum or a Sex on tha Beach for Oscar (hope you know why exactly those beverages * demonic cackle *), Jack on the Rocks for your hubby and for Uncle Freak... huh, that's a tough one but let me check that note you sent me the other day 🔎🧐

[depphead4ever]

Heyo twin! Just coming out of the woodwork to say hello and to wish you a good day. Don't let the imbecile bastards get you down and we'll get the "Monday off our back' soon 🤪

A week later but hi, hello twin! I guess I got that Monday and monkey off my back successfully for now... 😅 Hope you had a good day and that none of the imbecile bastards got on your nerves 💜

[princessrococo]

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