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M4T3SPR1TSH1P M4K3 OUTS: A Homestuck fanfic

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] -- 


GC: H3Y COOL K1D. TG: yo tz GC: SUP? TG: apparently we are all going to meet soon or whatever GC: 1 KNOW. K4RK4T 1S P4C1NG 4 HOL3 1N TH3 L4B FLOOR. H3 K33PS S4Y1NG TH4T 1T W1LL B3 STUP1D 4ND TH4T NON3 OF US AR3 ALLOW3D TO FUCK 1T UP. 1 DON’T KNOW WH4T H3 M34NS. 1 4M 4LWAYS SW33T 4ND N1C3. TG: yeah and hes probably smoothing down his hair to look all cool and shit for when he meets egbert GC: 1 TH1NK 3V3RYON3 C4N 4GR33 TH4T K4RK4T 1SN’T 4 COOL K1D. TG: totally GC: 3V3N THOUGH H1S BLOOD SM3LLS L1K3 CH3RR13S. TG: gross terezi GC: H3H3H3H3H3! >:D TG: so what do think GC: 1 R34LLY L1K3 TH3 SM3LL OF CH3RR13S. TG: no stop i mean about everyone meeting GC: OH. 1T COULD B3 FUN. 4RE YOU GO1NG TO L3T M3 L1CK YOUR P34CHY HUM4N F4C3, D4V3? TG: yeah sure GC: OH? TG: oh fuck TG: i didnt mean like TG: sloppy mixed-species make outs TG: i meant more like TG: licking for seeing or whatever the fuck it is you do GC: > :D GC: >  :D TG: no stop GC: >     :D GC: >         :D TG: terezi put your eyebrows TG: or horns TG: whatever the fuck back down GC: >             :D GC: OK4Y I 4M DON3 NOW. GC: >:D GC: BUT W3 BOTH H4V3 B33N F33L1NG TH3 R3DROM. GC: 1 KNOW 1T. GC: YOU KNOW 1T. GC: 4W Y34H! TG: redrom is dumb cant we have the blacklove stuff it sounds pretty badass GC: 1 4LR34DY H4V3 MY K1SM3S1S. TG: who GC: FUCK1NG SP1D3R B1TCH! TG: ha ha does that mean youre fucking her GC: 1 TH1NK 1 4M ST4RT1NG TO UND3RST4ND TH3 HUM4N US3 OF TH4T WORD. GC: 4ND NO. GC: W3 H4V3 4LW4YS STUCK TO H4T3 M4K3 OUTS. TG: hot GC: BUT TH4T 1S B3S1D3 TH3 PO1NT. GC: YOU AND 1 W1LL BE HAV1NG TH3 SLOPP13ST M4T3SPR1TSH1P M4K3 OUTS. TG: jegus TG: we are arent we TG: this is how its going to be isnt it GC: Y3AH. TG: woah TG: huh TG: actually TG: i think youre right tz TG: when you lick my face i might just lick yours back TG: but like in the mouth TG: fuck i sound dumb TG: im shutting up now  GC: OK4Y.  GC: <3? TG: yeah <3


-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

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I was in class and accidentally derezi.