#derp replies

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

do u like dogs or cats

I like both!

I just have a lean towards dogs

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

God we would have the best sex

Hmmmm

How about no we won't?

Because I don't know you. And I dont just screw random people.

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

I miss u

I miss you too. ;0;

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

0w0 i would love a hug from you!! And i'm gonna hide behind anon for now.. mostly cause you're my tumblr crush and i'm shy, and partly because you live in narnia

ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDS BAB! YOU'RE ADORABLE! I swear I don't bite!

And Yeah... Cape Cod is pretty much narnia. NO ONE WANTS TO COME HERE EVER AND IT SUCKS. I have to drive to go see most of my cosplay friends and stuff ;;;A;;;

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

Babe. So many babe. All of the babe. Babe babe babe babe

asdfghjkl;loiuytredfghj//SCREECHESc-can i hug u? and know how u are?

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

I'd like to cuddle with you, just slowly creep my fingers under your shirt and caress the plains of your back.

Oh gosh. That sounds like a good cuddle time

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

I think I've asked before, but you've yet to answer me... Who do you find more attractive: Me or Trip ~<3

....

Is answering a requirement...?

[tevinters-gayest-altus]

Why do you insist upon having us ask about your sexual life, Aoba-san? For one who seems so shy and secluded, you seem so eager to have strangers ask every week... Almost as if you truly want us after all. Why not admit you like what we do to you? <3

Ok that's an ENTIRELY different story. Virus, please.

Using cake as lube and having a snake or lion claw to go into your butt is severely not pleasing. Everything else is. So please.. Just.. Just no.