#derpslife

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derpslife replied to your post: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE BECAUSE...

this is so A+ no seriously this is the best ever

realhankgreen replied to your post: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE BECAUSE...

YOU GO BABY YOU DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND YOU TELL ME WHERE THE HATERS ARE AND I WILL GO GIVE THEM DIRTY LOOKS.

tastefullyoffended replied to your post: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE BECAUSE...

*applauds slowly from the back of the room *

AGGRESIVELY THANKS ALL OF YOU

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derpslife replied to your post: derpslife replied to your post: Jackie’s birthday...

hehehe duct tape, man, it’s the best

That's delightfully evil and absolutely correct ;) haha

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derpslife replied to your post: Jackie’s birthday is tomorrow and I’m trying to...

i got my friend a pair of earrings but put it in a huge box and wrapped it will tape so many times and made it cool and fancy and it took her like 2 days to open it and it ended up not being as shit a present as i imagined:]

That's brilliant! I was thinking of doing something like that but my sister is extremely difficult to shop for. Plus if I tried that she'd probably get too annoyed and just throw it at my head haha

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sirarthurshappey replied to your post: Jesus John it’s a fucking cake calm the fuck down

I MISS ACT 1 WHERE EVERYTHING WAS SIMPLE AND HILARIOUS

YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS

shehashermoments replied to your post: shehashermoments replied to your post: Jesus John...

a lot of my friends read it and I get the gist of it. Its CRAAAAZAAY

Someone tried explaining it to me once but I had no idea what was going on haha

derpslife replied to your post: Jesus John it’s a fucking cake calm the fuck down

OH MY GOD I JUST STARTED TOO and i’m further than you but still not too far in yet and i have literally no idea what i’ve gotten myself into and am slightly questioning my life choices rn

Like nothing is really happening yet but I like it and don't want to stop reading it?

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sloth-detective replied to your photo: Me and my new favorite sweater. Plus the haircut I...

cutieee

derpslife replied to your photo: Me and my new favorite sweater. Plus the haircut I...

you’re so pretty!

eilskasky replied to your photo: Me and my new favorite sweater. Plus the haircut I...

cute~~ ;)

a'dkfj;aslkdfj Thanks! You guys are too sweet :)

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I LOVE BRUSSEL SPROUTS

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