#derpthesmurf

[bleeblueblopp]

I've always wondered, if you are blind and you read braille and you are walking around by yourself...how do you know where the braille is?

[bleeblueblopp]

Building palettes to avoid any potential floods from trashing our junk in our shitty little garage...I'm just excited to use power drills and restore my pretty little patio. It's got fairy lights :3

[bleeblueblopp]

This really cool kinda hippie guy from the ropes course at a camp I was working at complemented me on my hair. We talked about the struggles of growing out your hair. He was a cutie

[bleeblueblopp]

Stood up from the toilet and immediately fell back down because apparently both my feet are asleep. Goodbye friends. I'm trapped in this bathroom forever.

[bleeblueblopp]

Whenever I try to blow my nails so they dry faster I just end up whistling along with whatever I'm listening to....it quickly escalates to a musical number

[bleeblueblopp]

Every time I eat almonds they magically turn into sharp canine teeth 

[bleeblueblopp]

My dream is to go shopping with rad-bird/ Avery

[bleeblueblopp]

I watched my parents's wedding tape for the first time tonight. I feel ambivalent