Mar 25, 2025
An AU where technically nothing’s changed, except everyone knows Tsumugi is the mastermind, and that they’re trapped in a show: but not only they're still helpless against her and cannot escape (neither can Tsumugi herself) - they also have to deal with her contractualy obligated sponsorship announcements during trials and investigations... including 30-second-long unskipabble ads before the monitor presents voting results and the blackened.
What dignity? What respect? Everything is a commercialised farce, and everyone, including Tsumugi, is perpetually oscillating between exasperated apathy and resigned frenzy.
Their sanity is doing fine, they tell themselves.
The Show Must (Not) Go On.
#gonta gokuhara#gokuhara gonta#kokichi ouma#ouma kokichi#tsumugi shirogane#shirogane tsumugi#kiibo#keebo#k1b0#shuichi saihara#saihara shuichi#danganronpa spoilers#v3 spoilers#danganronpa#v3#derpyroomba#turboarting#I don't know if it's funny or sad all I know is that irl economy is sad indeed#we live in a satire#my art#also I propably have to make it clear this isn't sponsored in any way it's just a parody xDDD#OBVIOUSLY#anyway I love Tsumugi :)#she's my memequeen she just wants ultimate escapism#also I dunno what are the theories in that department but I think we gotta appreciate how kind and polite canon Kiibo is#considering what he's constantly being exposed to Xd#jfc this draft was so old it still uses old post/tag format#EDIT: oh boy now I see soooo many typos and mistakes here that I wouldn't do now... just... just pls bear with them OTL xD#I just wanted to post this thing and empty my drafts