#desi shitposts

[the-ivoryyx]

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When your country is at war w your neighbouring one and you still gotta go to school/college/office even after bomb threats, coz who tf cares about lives in this economy MFERS 💀🙏🙏

[yehsahihai]

Discussing my brother's English exam

My brother: So I wrote a story

Me: Oh no. please don't

Mom: What'd you write?

My brother: So....... I wrote about a child.

Me:Please no

My brother: I wrote a detective story. And there's a child in it. And the child has his skin peeled off and then rubbed in salt. and left in the sun

Mom: *horrified silence*

My brother: And then the detective notices the child isn't dead and the investigation leads to a triple homicide

Mom and me: This! THIS IS FRICKING WHY YOU DON'T GET MARKS!! YOUR TEACHER IS GONNA SEND YOU FOR A PSYCH EVAL!! YOU WILL BE FRAMED IN THE FUTURE ON THE BASIS OF THIS FOR A CRIME IN THE FUTURE!!

My brother: Oh come on! It wasn't thaaattt bad. My last story had a guy getting mauled to death. By wolves

Mom and me: *sit with our heads in our hands*

[the-viola-urge-to-be-cesario]

The summer in India has two sides. Heat waves and rain.

[malaikoftaa]

the feminine urge to blast o saki saki 24/7 at every public place to exist

[yehsahihai]

If I had a rupee for everytime I’ve watched alia bhatt in a movie where the main two guys have a surprising amount of chemistry that went under-utilised, I’d have two rupees. Which isn’t a lot but it’s surprising it’s happened twice

[yehsahihai]

pappa stop feeding me dry fruits 2k23

[yehsahihai]

did you perfect the look that says "jis school mein tu padh raha hai, mai use school ki principal hoon" or are you the younger child?

[yehsahihai]

I live my life in a state of "ab kya chutiyaapa chal raha hai" and it shows