Arthur Gea at French Open
Has anyone else seen the clips from Arthur Gea’s match at the French Open?? I recommend checking it out to anyone who hasn’t! Brief run down: the 21 year old French tennis player struggles to hold it in, with diarrhoea during his match. He keeps begging the umpire to let him go blow up the toilet, but they’re like inhumanely stubborn. Eventually they get a doctor out who says he can go if he’s really desperate and he runs off the pitch. Genuinely top tier desperation dialogue: “I feel it’s going to blow out”, “I can’t!” when the empire tells him to wait till after the match, and of course “I’m going to shit on the fucking court!”
A few of my personal notes on the situation:
His ass looked honestly amazing in those tight blue tennis shorts. 🤩 I wonder if the ball boy count hear it farting in revolt throughout the match
I like how watching the match, you can hear his tennis grunts turn into whimpers as he hits the ball
He said in the post-match interview that he’s been feeling ill throughout the lead up to the match, it could be food poisoning or maybe a stomach virus. That would be bad for the other players if it spreads and we end up seeing more of this kind of pleading. 👀 Most likely though, they’d start taking it more seriously and give the players less hassle when they’re asking to be excused.
