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Dear Anonymous User,
This is the automated United Public Response System. Thank you for sending in your personal compliant and or letter detailing your praise of our Glorious Leader, The Tyrus, and his Perfect State. If this is the former, it will personally be examined and communicated by the Council of Incinerators, however if this is the latter than an official will handle your merit shortly.
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Dear Citizen of the United Holy Realm of Tyrusia, Wabbistan, and the Lands of Coueran,
Yes, it is quite clear that I am the "tot" that you are implying. However, as Leader Supreme of the State, I prefer and demand that my respect be due and my title and style be fully pronounced and addressed as The Rightful Ruler of the Empire of Coueran, Lifelong Chancellor of Tyrusia and Wabbistan, Protector of the Fields of Tolanni, Breaker of Hordes and Herds, Minister of the Industries and Societies of the Diverse People of Rock Solid Simbabwe Coria.
Live Long For Slenderious Honor,
Tomas the Tyrus.