[10:42:26 AM] Rose Allard: When did Laur turn into a duck
[10:42:35 AM] Laur: what
[10:42:40 AM] Shortex: About four days ago
[10:42:46 AM] Shortex: I never got over it.
[10:42:50 AM] Laur: Four specifically
[10:42:58 AM] Laur: ...what was I even doing four days ago geez louise
[10:43:16 AM] Shortex: Hmm not worrying about the washing machine/
[10:43:29 AM] Laur: I'M NOT WORRYING ABOUT THE WASHING MACHINE RIGHT NOW
[10:43:38 AM] Rose Allard: Is that how you got turned into a duck tho
[10:44:38 AM] Rose Allard: Wait or you even fully duck or half duck? Like are you still half chicken???
[10:44:38 AM] Rose Allard: Are you...
[10:44:38 AM] Rose Allard: A chuck?
[10:45:10 AM] Shortex: Chargin Chuck.
[10:45:17 AM] Laur: ...
[10:46:12 AM] Shortex: Laur confirmed for Chargin Chuck
[10:46:43 AM] Laur: ..........................
[10:46:51 AM] Laur: what even are those things supposed to be under the helmets i mean c'mon
[10:46:56 AM] Laur: is that what happens when koopas do steroids
[10:47:25 AM] Rose Allard: They're your species Laur
[10:47:31 AM] Rose Allard: They're chucks
[10:47:46 AM] Shortex: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fantendo/images/b/b4/Chargin'_Chuck_-_Super_Mario_3D_World.png/revision/latest?cb=20131025230011
[10:47:49 AM] Rose Allard: Or maybe they're called dickens?
[10:48:06 AM] Shortex: Dodgin Dickens
[10:48:25 AM] Laur: dODGIN DICKENS
[10:48:50 AM] Laur: they look so upset without the helmets omg
[10:49:07 AM] Rose Allard: Is that you when you're without snickers
[10:49:21 AM] Shortex: or you with the washing machine.
[10:50:19 AM] Rose Allard: But wait would that mean we could call you Chuck Dicken or nah
[10:51:17 AM] Laur: wh
[10:51:20 AM] Laur: i cannot even anymore guys
[10:51:49 AM] Rose Allard: Is that a no?
[10:51:50 AM] Laur: i literally cannot even
[10:52:27 AM] Rose Allard: Okay okay, so what about Chucky? Dick? Any of those??
[10:52:56 AM] Laur: nOT THE SECOND ONE
[10:53:03 AM] Laur: FOR THE LOVE OF FUDGE--
[10:53:13 AM] Rose Allard: DICK IT IS
[10:53:18 AM] Laur: NO
[10:53:25 AM] Rose Allard: YES
[10:53:29 AM] Laur: YOU ARE NOT JUST CALLING ME "DICK"
[10:53:44 AM] Rose Allard: I JUST DID
[10:53:52 AM] Laur: everyone is going to get the wrong idea
[10:53:54 AM] Rose Allard: DICK
[10:54:02 AM] Shortex: Yeah
[10:54:21 AM] Shortex: How dare you call Laur “Richard”, that’s a lame name.
[10:54:37 AM] Laur: oh my goodness
[10:54:45 AM] Rose Allard: !!!
[10:54:48 AM] Laur: That's a new one to add to the nickname list
[10:54:48 AM] Rose Allard: Omg Laur
[10:54:48 AM] Rose Allard: I am so sorry
[10:55:04 AM] Laur: So we got from Laur and all the various formulations, to Chuck, to Dick, to Richard
[10:55:08 AM] Rose Allard: I did not mean to bestow such a lame name on you
[10:55:17 AM] Laur: RICK ASTLEY
[10:55:42 AM] Rose Allard: ... Should we be calling you that then
[10:55:49 AM] Laur: no
[10:55:52 AM] Laur: im just saying
[10:55:55 AM] Laur: he is richard is he not
[10:56:02 AM] Shortex: Dick astley would be more better for you, Richard.
[10:56:11 AM] Laur: ...
[10:56:15 AM] Rose Allard: Yes. I agree.