#detective-phck

[shutyourdamnhole]

Tries to pick up his hammer but topples over into a pile of rubble. "That's phuckin' impossible!"

Smirking, Karl grabbed the hammer and hefted it over his shoulder with one hand. "Don't think so."

[howtodisassembleyourdeviant]

"Connor stop smelling so damn good. You're riling up the criminals in their cells." Gavin snapped at the gawkers threatening to lock them away for life.

“I’m sorry,” Connor retorted back, “I don’t have any control over it!” It’s not like he can tell his body to stop smelling sweet.

[hollow-pride]

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Face palms and laughs, “Nines, they wanna know if you have hair around your dick or not.”

“Oh, is that so? Well then I have to disappoint them because it’s perfectly smooth down there, with which I mean: I don’t even have a dick.” it was of course upgradable but his line was not made to be fucked with, figuratively and literally. To be honest, Nines had considered a few times to purchase an upgrade, just to try out how it felt.

[howtodisassembleyourdeviant]

"Con....can you help me out?" Gavin swims awkwardly as if something is hurting him. At the base of his tail is a large hook

“Gavin!” Connor immediately swam over, noticing how the other wasn’t moving right. He helps him over to a more open area so he could inspect the injury, lying his mate down onto the ocean floor, “What happened?” Already, Connor was trying to figure out what to do. It needs to come out, but it’s going to be painful.

[howtodisassembleyourdeviant]

Crawls into Connor's bed giving him nips and bites. He smelled so good and tasty Gavin couldn't help but lick at his skin. "Stop pretending to be asleep and pay attention to meee."

Connor had been asleep, but it didn’t take much to wake him up, moaning low at the attention and wincing as Gavin used his teeth, “Please, stop biting me, love. That hurts.” He sleepily wrapped his arms and legs around Gavin, keeping him still, “Now, sleep.”

[howtodisassembleyourdeviant]

"Cooonooor, Niles is being mean to me! I'm gunna kick his ass!"

“What is he doing?” Connor sighs. Not this again. At this point, Connor is starting to think Niles and Gavin live on conflict, “Are you two able to do anything that doesn’t end with violence?”

[shutyourdamnhole]

@detective-phck

Gavin rubbed at his ass cheeks. His glare was not as powerful as it was previously. His face may have turned a shade redder and he turned his face to cover it up. Goddamn DILFS. Gavin thought angry at his own reaction. “What makes you think that?”

“You showed a picture of me and asked for your buns to be slapped,” Karl deadpanned, slipping his sunglasses back on. “If there was another way for me to interpret that, it went right over my head.”