#detectivepineapplesperalta

[literaphobe]

AHHHH HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

AAAHHHHHHH

[jonahsimms]

🌻

Mexican grandmas stick a knife in the backyard whenever it’s going to rain because it apparently keeps the rain away.

[youngsamberg]

good thing we have weekish left until the wedding ep bc I’m pretty sure if it had aired on this past sunday with everything else going on we would have all fully dropped dead

oh there would have been millions of casualties

[sky-girls]

okay so this is totally random but I was listening to silver lining by patd and I read your blog title just as the line “fuck a silver lining” was sung and it was very surreal so I thought i should share that with you lmao

this is exactly the kinda weird coincidences i wanna hear about in my life and that i love and i love perfect timing, you kinda made my day XDD 

also i love fuck a silver lining so much you have great music taste pal 

[reyskyber]

homesick by dua lipa!

Thank you, lovely!!

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

I actually adore this song so much!  It reminds me so much of bellarke, but I listened to it loads during my first semester of this year and it reminds me of uni haha.  But I really do love this song, it’s one of my favourite Dua Lipa songs because it’s so soft. It’s not about parties, or necessarily being with someone, it’s just about missing someone and I love it a lot! <3

send me song recs?

[complimentbattle]

@chelseperetti is soooo amazing and incredibly sweet!!!! all of her posts and gifs are so phenomenal!!! I love her and all her content very much!!!

@chelseperetti

[first-ex-wife]

@detectivepineapplesperalta okay, so it’s not just me then. Honestly, he’s ruined comedy for me in a way. Cause other people have a method of just quick jokes—fast set-ups and punchlines—and I’m like “calm down, chillax” And also, yeah, there’s this moment after the joke. I’m watching Eugene Mirman, who is really good, but he tells the joke, lets the audience laugh, and now it’s like “so this new thing” and I’m just like “??????? transition??”

[ronandreams]

OMGHJKSLDH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND IT'S FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY AND HAPPINESS BC YOU DESERVE TO HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

CHRISTINA THANK YOU SO MUCH ASDFGH omg, you are so, so sweet! this is the sweetest message ever, i love you!! thank you for always being so lovely and nice, i love all our conversations and i love having you as a mutual and a friend :’) (omg this is so fluffy wtf, thank you so much)