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[detectivesholmes]

John released part one of our latest case into the wild. I think he called it The Gloria Scott.

I have not listened to it yet. I hope he included my most important deductions. I might listen to it while experimenting with this sheep's liver.

[detectivesholmes]

John convinced me, or rather pestered me, to join this social media website. He told me that the listeners of his podcast want to see me here. One listener has been particularly persistent. I think John called them something along the lines of a chaotic frying pan. Whatever that means. So here I am. Don't make me regret this.