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Best.Detention.Ever.

watched this so many times! xD

I got sent to detention today for telling my dream to my best friend.

Me; I had a dream last night, I was famous and I was on Ellen DeGeneres, want to hear about it?

Her; Yeah!

Me; Well here we go...

'Ellen'- So, whats your favourite word for penis?

'audience laughs'

'Me'- well, if your having a joke and poking fun at it, I refer to it as willy.

Ellen' - I wonder how may willys have poked you..

'audience and me laugh as I go bright red'

'Ellen'- now, seriously what do you call it?

'Me'- well I think dick is what I call it, it just rolls of your tounge you know!

'Ellen'- so first they poke you, and now they roll of your tongue..ok then!!!

Me + Her- laugh so hard. then she shuts up. I turn around and see my super hot history teacher glaring at me.

Mr Rumble- detention lunch time..

sorry but this I found it funny, but I think you had to be there...

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