#detoritbecomehuman

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Ralph babysitting

Ralph, *babysitting Kara's new baby android* : is your baby being naughty? WELL then yell at her!

*Turning to the new baby*

Ralph: Don't be naughty!

*baby starts laughing her head off.

Ralph *now grinning* : Don't be naughty!

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Some quick spam of my day.

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Kink

"Hank what does BDSM mean?" Connor asked. Hank spit his coffee out of his mouth. He began gagging as he leaned over his desk, coffee spilling out onto the floor. A few other cops looked surprise to. One actually fainted.

"Wh-where on earth did you hear that?!" Hank asked jumping to his feet. Connor glanced back at the computer screen and at Hank's emails again. Gavin began sweating from across the room.

"Well someone emailed you asking if you and that lady who came to visit you last night did kin-ky stuff like BDSM....I think I'm saying the letters in the wrong order actually." Connor blurted out looking back at the screen. Everyone glared at the same guy in the room.

Gavin.

Gavin began sweating more. His outfit was downed in sweat. Everyone was glaring. He could handled them. It was Hank's glared that scared him. That glare was what let him knew he had fucked up.

"Well is anyone gonna tell me what it means? Cause I can look it u-"

"No! No don't do that!" One of the cops blurted out standing up.

"Okay then what is it?" Connor asked. The room fell silent. A few cops were biting their lips. Others were blushing. Hank looked like he was gonna be sick. Soon Gavin decided to speak up. After all this was all his fault.

"It means Bondag-"

"It means Bible diplomatic Study Month!" Another cop blurted out. Everyone held their breath looking at Connor.

"Oh...okay!" Connor smiled before he walked back over to his own desk and went back to work. Everyone let lose a sigh and went back to work.

Well except for Gavin. Hank chased him out of the building.

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Two androids sitting in a hot tub

Kara recording a Simmon and Markus sitting two feet apart in a hot tub: two androids chilling in a hot tub.🎵 five feet apart because they're not gay.🎵

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Road work ahead?

Kara *while driving Alice to school pass a road work ahead sign*: Wh-road work ahead?! I sure hope it does!

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Markus’s birthday

Okay so birthdays are fun. Or at least that's What Markus thought. Truth be told Carl never did much for his birthday. Mainly because Markus didn't really know how to celebrate it.

Yet, now he did know...and well he didn't have many people to celebrate it with. This year was the first year since the androids have been freed. So he figured he should learn about what to do when your free. One thing he found out free people do all the time is parties for some reason. Mainly birthday parties for some reason he couldn't see to Nd estrange, yet it had something to do with the fact he only asked Alice who lived as a free human for years, who still has the mind of a child.

Despite this he decided he would have a birthday party. So first things first, he selected a birthday since he couldn't remember when he had been created. Sure he knew when his model was made, but he didn't know when he was made. So he picked the date that meant the most to him, Carl's birthday, the day he had been given to the man who changed his life.

So with that under wraps he got to work preparing everything he could. He ended up buying a few books about party planning (for kids) and found out everything he needed to do. He knew he had to make a cake, decorate an party room, buy snacks, have party games and invite his friend. So that's exactly what he did.

Yet, he didn't have a plan for if everyone was busy.

You see he got calls the night saying everyone was busy. Kara was still in Canada and Alice has a recital that day. As for Simmon, he was busy volunteering that day at a homeless shelter. North was busy that day with volunteer work at a women's shelter as well. Everyone was busy, but he couldn't cancel now.

He had everything ready. He had a part room reneged and everything ready. So why not just have a party for one? You know have the most amount of fun by yourself while you could. After all he could try again next year if he really wanted to. So he deep down had prepared himself for parting alone.

What he hadn't prepared for was Connor crashing the party with a whole bottle of booze he stole from Hank for them and some gifts. He hadn't prepared to down wine witha Connor that whole night. He hadn't prepared for Connor to get drunk enough to get a donkeys tail stuck in his arm while being strangled by streamers. He also hadn't excepted to watch Connor sing heavy metal drunkenly while using a fork for a microphone. You know until he fell into pain the tail on the donkey.

So needless to say he was question life right now as Connor's wiring was getting fixed up. Yet as he began to question everything one thing stuck out in his mind.

Next year, he was gonna leave the party planning to Connor. That way they would definitely have a lot of fun. Yet, knowing Connor, someone would end up in the hospital or getting repaired again.

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On all levels but physical I am a dog

Connor *in a dog costume*

Markus: unhhhhh...what’s going on here?

Connor: I’m being my true self.

Markus:and who might that be?

Connor: well on all levels but physical I’m a dog.

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Panic at the crime scene-A.k.a Connor finds out about Brandon Urie

"Hank! Hank! Hank look what I found!" Connor smiled racing over to Hank. The older cop stopped walking and smiled at his adopted android son.

"What did you find now?" Hank asked with a smile. Conner bounced up and down, up and down as he began digging something out of his pocket. Then slowly he pulled out a CD.

"Look! I found a CD!" Connor smiled holding out the disk. Hank felt his heart stop as he reached over and slowly picked up the CD.

"Connor this is from the storage unit." Hank mumbled with a smile. Connor nodded his head wearing a proud smiled for his father figure to see and to make his heart melt a little bit more.

"It was an edgy band. Like the one you listen to Hank! And yesterday Chole was going on and on about how much he thought you would like it and we had the CD from 2018 in our evidence storage!" Connor smiled. He wanted to get him some stuff like that for a while. Even on his birthday. Which he could have done.

If you know Hank told him WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY WAS!

Hank sighed looking down. He had no idea what to tell him. He didn't have the heart to tell him he hated panic at the disco growing up.

Don't get him wrong. He liked the singer. He thought he sounded good. And the songs sounded amazing tune and lyric wise. Yet, one thing he hated about the band was how badly everyone obsessed over them. So he just never really got into their music. He preferred heavy metal instead.

But, he wasn't going to tell him that. It was Conner.

"Thank you Conner. I'm gonna listen to it all the time." Hank smiled going to put it in a bag to take home with him.

"But Hank you have a CD player in the car and we have to go home in ten minutes...why not put it in the car now?" Connor asked. Hank stood there before sighing and heading to the car.

After all, how could you say no to that face.