#vine quotes

[thealienrumi]

I saw that scene on the boat and that's all I could think of

[infidesalus]

Price: There's only one race... Ghost: The Human race Soap: What about Nascar?

[tulipwrites-sorta]

SLASHERS | VINE QUOTES

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A/N: i'm in my manic crackhead era and spent all of last night brainstorming vine quotes that some of the slashers would use. i think i did a pretty good job lmao. lmk!! <3

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ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ

sorority girl: *on the phone* and they were roommates!

billy lenz: *in the attic* oh my god, they were roommates.

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bubba: welcome to bible study, we're all children of jesus!

thomas: *chainsawing a victim as they scream*

bubba: kumbaya my looord

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billy loomis: i thought you were bae...turns out you're just fam.

stu: bruh...

billy: 🤘🏼

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billy loomis: i saw you hanging out with randy yesterday.

stu: billy, it's not what you think!

billy: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH. 🔫

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billy & stu: you better watch out. You Better Watch Out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER-

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art: to make a long fuckin story short, i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.

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nubbins: drayton, look. it's the good kush!

drayton: this is the dollar store, how good could it be?

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bubba: *chainsaw cutting his leg* mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

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nubbins: can i get a waffle?

*drayton and bubba fighting and arguing*

nubbins: can i PLEASE get a waffle??

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nubbins: what are thoooose!!

drayton: they. are. my. CROCS.

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patrick: fuck off janet, i'm not going to your fucking baby shower.

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*birds chirping*

bubba: *nodding* tweeka tweeka.

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art: honey, you got a big storm coming.

art: 🕺🏻

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bubba: *opening the basement door* hi welcome to chili's.

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thomas: i'm just cooking pizza. *bashes someone's brains in*

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freddy: even tho i look like a BURNT chicken nugget, i still love myself.

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art: i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!!

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stu: dear diary, today i couldn't find my diary. so i'm writing this on both of my kung fu panda 2 dvds-

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[spltlvlhous]

OHHH NOOO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

[krug3r2312]

Merlin whenever he gets back from saving Arthur’s life and the lives of Camelot’s citizens yet again only to find out Gaius used the tavern excuse again:

I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to keeping this kingdom and its prince from certain death, and this is the thanks I get?

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "There's a spider on your shoulder"

Enid: *screams*

Wednesday: "I'm just joking"

Enid: "You need Jesus"

[trolliworms]

Inej: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kaz?

Kaz: No

Jesper: I do!

Inej: I know, Jesper

Jesper: I’m sad!

Inej: I know, Jesper

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

Current brain worm: teaching Genshin characters vines for no reason except chaos

Itto: *Drops a piece of toast on his shirt*

[Name]: Hah, look at the buns on that guy.

Heizou: This is the comedy police! The jokes too funny!

[Name], booking it: I’M NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIIIIIIL!!!!

[Name]: *Walking down one of Tarutsuna’s pathways* Road work ahead? Well yeah, I sure hope it does.

Kazuha, seeing [Name] walking towards the edge of a broken bridge: *Visible concern*

[Name]: Hey check out this new umbrella I got!

Chongyun: You know it’s bad luck to open those inside right?

[Name]: It’ll be fiiiine-

Xiao: WHO SUMMONED ME?!

[Name]: *Screaming*