Me to my mum the minute she walks into the room: I DRANK THE fancy ORANGE JUICE, OKAY??! Mum: okay? Me: I went outside in the sun for five bloody minutes and this stupid detoxing plus the heat made me go all wobbly, so I drank the juice!! Mum: ...okay? Me: YOU CAN’T BE MAD BECAUSE I FEEL AWFUL!! My mum: I literally don’t care that you drank the orange juice... Me: SAY WHAT YOU WILL!! Mum: can you please calm down about the juice?! #detoxingisfun #palliativecarewarrior #opioddetox #benzodetox #thedrugsdontwork #slightlyobsessedwithorangejuiceatm #prayformymum https://www.instagram.com/p/CAbKrRvjpDG/?igshid=4vxz3nvl26rp












