#deviiatc

[kenpxchi]

kenpachi sees a picture of ikkaku on yumichika’s phone and he’s just

“what the fuck how did he get in there let him out”

[despairforme]

     [ IkkaYumi on my D A S H !!!!! ]

[yperifaneia]

[ Have you talked to Yumichika about the fact that you don't feel sexual attraction? ]

— “The fact I don’t what..?” That.. Actually makes a lot of sense. He likes Yumichika. A lot. He wants to be around him all the time, he wants to sleep in the same bed and pull him close. He even finds himself wanting to kiss him, run his fingers through his hair. But not once, in all the centuries they have known one another has he wanted to have sex with him. Is that what that is..? It makes perfect sense. Like a puzzle piece suddenly slots into its designated place. 

      But that answers the question though, doesn’t it? He hasn’t talked to Yumichika about it. Because how could he start a conversation about something he hadn’t considered until now? It had never been relevant. Now, with their changed relationship.. Maybe he should figure out some shit about himself so they can talk about it. 

      “Holy shit..”

[kazeshinigami]

"--Ugh!" He storms into Hisagi's office, not bothering to see if he was up to any official business. "I need your permission to fight one of your officers," he says frankly. "I'm trying to be polite, here, by asking first..." He folds his arms and sits firmly down in the chair opposite the desk. "I wouldn't bother with him, normally, but he seems fairly strong. And he insulted me." //deviiatc

“Eh!?” Shuuhei blinks rapidly, as if that may help him process this announcement. “I, um, well I appreciate your trying to be polite about it…” Furthermore, aren’t punishments supposed to come from within one’s own division? But… still, hell hath no fury like Ayasegawa Yumichika scorned.

Shuuhei puts a thumb to his chin as he ponders aloud. “Well, insulting a member of another division doesn’t reflect well on the Ninth, so… how about we say that the punishment I deal for this officer is to face you in combat? Non-lethal, of course, but that should give you plenty of room to put him in his place.” After a pause, Shuuhei bows his head to Yumichika. “As fukutaichou, I apologize for the actions of one of my men. It isn’t becoming of a warrior to stoop to such petty behavior.”

[kenpxchi]

yumichika and ikkaku are making the perfect faces oh my god.

[kenpxchi]

@deviiatc​

“...where the hell are we.”

He asked Yumichika to take him to the world of the living so that he could find out more about it. There’s so much about it that he never even thought was possible... and here he is, watching Yumichika’s face light up as all manner of different scents overpower his nose. Kenpachi blinks a couple of times as a woman walks right through him to get to Yumichika and welcome him to this place. He’s in a gigai and Kenpachi isn’t, as Ken can’t really inhabit one without it exploding into bloody chunks.

“what’s a sephora.”

[yperifaneia]

--- Ooc;; I'm not crying YOURe cryin g ;A;

[kenpxchi]

i got the best damn friends in the whole soul society.