#devil phone

[digital-collage-materials]

[merkase]

my apologies to pokemon go

Okay maybe it wasn’t Pokemon Go that messed up my phone. All of my apps stopped opening again and Pokemon hasn’t been on there for a while. At least I remember the passwords this time. 

[drunkaltereg0]

Sprint guy: I can't tell the problem unless we do a hard reset.

me: *Borat accent* Your advise like sandpaper on nipple.

[tenngiac]

i don't know why anyone would want to go out and spend money to buy a blackberry.

By far the worst phone ever. All my does is be a slow fuck. Today it decided to turn all white and now it's dead, doesn't work. It'll start to turn on and then it will die. My mom won't take me to Rogers so that I can get a loner phone either. This is such  bullshit right now. I use my phone for everything, especially for school. Now I'm just lost. Awesome day.

[jeffreythejellyfish]

I think my phone is a product of Satan.

I was helping my friend clean her pool, and it accidentally fell out of my pocket when I was leaning over and fell into the pool. It stopped working ever since then, it won't even turn on. So I was getting into bed last night, and I hear my ringtone go off which is the sound of the TARDIS materializing, and since I thought my phone was broken, and no one in my house watches Doctor Who except for me, I thought The Doctor was finally coming for me and I fell out of my bed so I got a little weirded out. To make a long story short, the alarm on my phone kept going off every 5 minutes, so I ended up taking a hammer to it, silencing it forever. Literally, it was in pieces on the floor. I woke up this morning to this really slow, scary, horror movie-esque version of the Doctor Who theme song. My phone was kindly reminding me it was time to wake up. The battery is sitting two feet away from the phone. SATAN.