#devil rambles

[heartfullofleeches]

Do not go to fabric stores going out of business if you like pretty patterns and have zero self restraint

I sent three hours in joanns narrowing it down to these few - but also cause the line to cut fabric was long. Saw this one and knew I need to make a Bugman plush after I'm done with FFR and Carnis

[cain-apologist]

If your left-hand path isn’t informed by leftist ideology it’s not sexy. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry you had to find out this way.

[d-druxy]

So it's 4 in the Morning, I really need to sleep and I definitely don't want to. I have school at 9:50 today and I really don't want to go. The subject is exhausting. I know I need it, especially because of the upcoming finals. But it's not like I have left much hope for myself anyway. I would honestly stay at home if it wasn't for the attest duty. My schoolday is really short but well...

[heartfullofleeches]

Dismissive Yans/Readers are becoming yet another favorite of mine. Something real classy about folks who just don't give a damn about the world Working on some hcs for the Yan, but I just thought of a scenario based on one point in there where Dismissive Reader is asked by their Yan for a sip of their soda - and seeing the desperation in their eyes, reader straight up spits the drink back into the can and passes it off or just spits directly in their mouth. They don't mind that the creep keeps the can as a luck charm, but they're a bit saddened they didn't get to finish their drink even if they did contaminate it with their own saliva. Yan buys them as many drinks as they desire so long as reader saves a little for them at the bottom of the bottle

[heartfullofleeches]

Since Miller is me core y'all kissin on the Tom and Jerry bedset cause I just bought it. (Alien too but they probably have a sick ass space bed)

[cain-apologist]

What’s the word for when you see a witch blog you haven’t seen in a while and at first you’re like “Aw yay I remember them from a while back when I was just starting out on witchcraftin, I think I liked their posts a lot at the time, nice to see they’re still around :)” and then something doesn’t feel right and then it clicks:

You unwittingly read a book that was your very first exposure to Atlantean alien ‘what if the pyramids…weren’t made by the people who lived there’ bullshit once because that blog specifically recommended it based on an ask you sent; said reading filling you with a new form of thermonuclear wrath that made you physically sweaty?

Asking for a friend.

[cain-apologist]

Need a freak desiring me carnally for my autism.

[cain-apologist]

To me, all games are holy to the Devil, especially those involving cards and dice, not because of some alleged ancient magical lineage they have (though they are old) but because games exist primarily for pleasure. Like yes there’s the folklore about him and gambling games specifically but I feel that the risk taking factor can also be a source of enjoyment when circumstances are right.

For example, one time me and my folks were playing Yahtzee and as dad was shaking his dice, he asked me casually what god of gambling he could pray to in order to win. I think I told him something along the lines of, “The Devil’s not a bad choice.” Always one for the bit Dad rolled while yelling “HAIL SATAN” and immediately rolled all sixes.

I think humor is also sacred to Satan.