@devilbreaker said:
(all about that ship) (iwaoi edition)
Who cooks meals for the other? it depends on where they are. if they are in japan or in the us, hajime insists on cooking more often than not. he’s not an amazing chef, but he’s definitely not a bad cook - and with their respective careers? of course every meal he makes is nutritionally perfect for their needs (sometimes he’s a little too strict about it, but oikawa knows how to convince him to loosen up). if they are in argentina, oikawa takes over the cooking because they know the local ingredient and recipes much better.
Who spams the other with memes? they’re both guilty of sending memes to each other, but oikawa does it more often. oikawa’s moment of triumph was the day they sent a meme someone made of them about them joining the sexy setter contest with atsumu and kageyama. hajime pretends he never saw it.
Who likes to tidy around the house? they’re both pretty good at keeping up with chores and keeping their living space organised. hajime just has a weird tendency to forget to throw away empty cardboard boxes, or any size. oikawa has asked him about this several times. he still doesn’t have an answer.
Who likes to play pranks on the other? both, definitely both bvjdfbv they just have different ways of going about it, hajime’s pranks are very practical, like putting salt in oikawa’s coffee in the morning or something, while oikawa’s pranks are probably sneakier and hajime nEVER sees them coming even after all those years.
Who asked the other to move in with them? they met each other half way. oikawa was the first to mention the possibility, almost like a joke, a passing thought, ‘hey wouldn’t it be crazy if we actually lived together’, and then didn’t mention it again. hajime was the first to raise it as a serious possibility a few months later, ‘hey actually why don’t we live together’. as attached to california as he is, he knows he’d much rather be with tooru; and he loves san juan, so if they’re not going back to japan, why not be in argentina together?
Who is in charge of the music during a car ride? they fight about it and resolve it with rock, paper scissors nvdkfnv but they always fight about one of them cheating, so it ends up with a simple rule: whoever drives gets to choose the music. simple and efficient.
Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly? BOTH. most of the time though, oikawa is the one starting it, knowing FULL WELL hajime is ticklish as hell. and of course, hajime has to retaliate, and he doesn’t stop until oikawa is both laughing and crying and begging for mercy because their lungs are about to collapse.
Who needs to hold the other during scary movies? okay i don’t know how oikawa feels about scary movies, but hajime doesn’t mind them/doesn’t really get scared but... he does get involved, so if oikawa were to grab his hand or arm or otherwise hold him, hajime is grabbing back just as intensely nvfdnv oikawa may do with this knowledge as they like.
Who has to help the other when it comes to technology? hajime isn’t bad with technology, but he loses patience very quickly and easily. how many times has he stood up from the table while working on laptop looking pissed and arguing that something is bugged, only for oikawa to press like two buttons and fix the issue? they’ve lost count. iwa denies everything. oikawa knows better,
Who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting? at the beginning of their relationship, oikawa would have more of a tendency for this kind of thing, if only because hajime was still finding his footing with his own sexuality, even with things like pda. with time and as they grew more comfortable in the relationship, though? hajime has certainly grown more confident :smirk:
Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest? they’re both athletes, therefore both early risers. hajime has more leniency with how early he needs to get up, but he likes to start his day early - and with oikawa, so he asks them to wake him up if he’s not already up by the time they’re awake too.
Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking? O I K A W A. and they’re not even TRYING to be subtle about it, and it infuriates hajime beyond measure (or so he says). but hey, guess who has a folder on his phone of pictures he took of oikawa when they weren’t looking during a game or a hike? he’ll deny it and threaten to delete the folder if oikawa ever finds out and makes fun of him.
Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything? do i even need to say it nvknf WE HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THIS NJV hajime just wonders if they do it on purpose to get on his nerves or not nvdvf.
Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night? hajime snores if he feels asleep on his back. he didn’t know it and refused to believe it until oikawa recorded him one night and made him listen the next morning. fortunately, oikawa just has to nudge him enough that he’ll turn to his side, sometimes without even waking up, and magic, problem fixed.
Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy? they both have their strengths and weaknesses. oikawa has better coordination and faster reflexes, and is better at puzzles. hajime understands games logic a bit better and is a better problem solver. when they play against each other, it’s a merciless war. if they play together, they’re unbeatable.
Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other? it depends on the night. sometimes oikawa has trouble falling asleep, and hajime generally stays up with them until they fall asleep. hajime gets headaches when a storm is coming and always apologises/tells oikawa to get back to sleep if his getting up to get an aspirin wakes them up.