#devilfemdom ranting

[devilfemdom]

I immediately dislike any fanfiction that makes Alastor drop his smile

It is his signature, he smiled while on the brink of death; I don't think he would stop just because reader wants to have a talk with him

He can smile less, a tight smile sure, his shadow can have a frown. But if he stops smiling he isn't my serial killer that I love

[devilfemdom]

I wonder which color the blood of the brothers are

I would love if everyone who was/is an angel has golden ichor and the demon born ones got pitch black blood

[devilfemdom]

Imagine teaching in RAD human anatomy and how some bodily functions work

Some of the brothers especially would be taken aback, hearing about the reproductive health for sure. I wonder if MC takes such classes for demons though

but the most curious thing is, can demons/ angels and humans create fertile offspring? And if so would that mean we're all the same species?

I think scients would need to redefine the word lmao

[devilfemdom]

I can't get out of my mind that Alastor is canonically stinky If he wants to be in a relationship with anyone he should shower at least once a week, I beg you Al

And brush your teeth at least once a day, what did your mother teach you, for the love of god

[devilfemdom]

Asmodeus with a scorpion tail in a heart-shaped tailbone cutout is a need How did they fumble the bag so hard with the wings

[devilfemdom]

I wonder if Alastor has mommy issues This bitch surely cares for his mom more than anyone else, and she died on him (to my knowledge)

So he griefed her death in his lifetime, and obviously still misses her (while she might not even remember his existence)

I think he does, but i dont know yet how they'd show

I really want more of him and his mom to figure it all out

[devilfemdom]

I LOVE that Luci is a short king

Anyone that says he is like 2m/6'5 tall, but the Hotel crew is just much taller can leave me the fuck alone

I like that giving him forehead kisses is easily accesable, and that he has to get creative and get his wings out to give me a proper kiss

[devilfemdom]

Oh to have Asmodeus rip someones heart out upon being rejected Baby would look so pretty covered in blood <33