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I'm not the only one!

Me: Dev, would you still love me if I said I ate cat food?

Dev: Yes. You like what you like homie who am I to judge you!

Me: *sniffle* that was so sweet :')

Dev: Did you eat cat food?

Me: I didn't. I was facing cat food and it smelled good cause I was hungry. But I have tasted cat food before! The wet kind with gravy. Yum

Dev: That's fucking nasty. It tastes worse than it smells.

Me: Aha! So you've tasted it too!!

I see that -______-

You sees what?

Did you see how cute your face is? hm? Did you?? :p

Haha bullshit!! Who was too busy to text back!? Yeah.. You were ;) don't gimme that shiiit! :p

I left my phone ALL the way downstairs!

you're cute but not cute enough for me to walk down the stairs for!

for i am currently sick and weak.. so that is just not happening. >:p

KIDDING. i'd walk down any stairs for you. :)

Yeah I know. I just like to show off ;) hahaha just kidding, kinda.

Ohh?? You just like to show off??

haha you're such a dork.

how are you even up right now? Tis past your bedtime love.

btw you're extremely slow at texting me back..

-____- I know you'd turn me down. It's okay. Just admit it.

You know that I wouldn't. ;)

Baby you suck.

Shut up. You like itt. ;)

just kidding.. im sorry for telling you to shut up your face..

im not really sorry. but ill pretend like i am.

UNF, bitch :)

..... you know my answers to All of those already.

So No, I'm not going to do your "unf" thing.

How does being told "No" feel babe? :p

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