Fellas, it's time to let the rest of you in on a little secret that's not so secretive; Manscaping is ok. When I say manscaping, I don't mean going to the salon once a week to get a mani-pedi, wax, buff, polish, or whatever. When I say manscaping, I mean takin the time to clean those places you didn't know you had or didn't care that you had. When people say "cleanliness is next to Godliness," they are preaching nothing but truth. What do I mean? I mean, women love clean men and a woman's "love" is heavenly, so why wouldn't you want to be clean? It's appropriate and expected that you take the time to "trim the trees," "prune back the leaves," clip and not bite your nails and clean your pores. Speaking of pores, if you ever feel the need to professionally deep cleanse those dirt traps in your face, find a "universal" establishment where men can sit comfortably and request a "mask of sorts." Whether it be mud, avocado, oatmeal or other, always remember this; NEVER CALL THEM FACIALS!! Avoid "facials" AT ALL COST! Request a facial if you like; next thing you know, Butch Cassidy will be standing over you ready to unload his Sundance Kid. Men, manscaping is an important part of one's game and if your hygiene ain't on point, your game is hurtin. It's like playing ice hockey and not suiting up. The other team expects you to suit up or at least put on ice skates, but if you can't accomplish that, how do you plan to score? This theory also works inversely; if you expect the other team to suit up but you don't, how willing do you think they are to get on the ice? In laymen's terms, how do you expect her to be a bald eagle if you're a wooly mammoth? I know, I know..SOME women are into that, but you'll find that those are the women who are wooly mammoths themselves. Is she is a bald eagle, birds of a feather "flock" together. Now that I've let you in on a bit, here is what you should take home; 1. Manscaping, good. Spa dates...not so good. 2. Cleanliness is next to Godliness...bedroom time is heaven so "trim the trees" 3. NO FACIALS!!! 4. Ya game is as good as your hygiene. How can you score if ya game ain't on point? 5. Birds of a feather flock together and wooly mammoths roam alone. Take what I've given you and go clean yourself up.
