#devotional thirstposting

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“Religious ecstasy“ is a great euphemism but I like being creative, so consider:

devotional thirsting

perverse theological lust

horizontal prayer

divine communion 

hardcore evening devotions

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#HornyForGwynOnMain2k20 

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Current mood: Gwyn is hot and I am gay.

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Without context:

“Today my spirit work consisted of awoo-ing with Wolf Daddy.”

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Me to Pagans in person: Uh yeah I have mystical experiences...something something religious ecstasy

Me to Polytheist Tumblr: So I fuck Gods, what’s new with you. 

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Gwyn ap Nudd is dead (undead undead undead) and on all levels but physical I am a virginal bride filing past His tomb. 

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me: *unblinking stare at Gwyn while I’m drinking my coffee* Yum. Delicious.

also me: *takes big ole swig* I sure am thirsty.

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I’m enjoying the fact that my “what being courted by Hades is like” post is getting more notes, but I’m even more amused by the fact that, while I intentionally left things vague, what I actually meant was this (little do they know):

“1. He showed up to help me like a Big Damn Hero in my hour of need. 2. He *quite unexpectedly* seduced me that night (with Gwyn’s full blessing). 3. He immediately answered a tax-related prayer and helped me a lot in other ways, while my crush slowly turned into love. 4. There were pomegranates everywhere.”