#dewbert

[paddooo]

tell me everything about jason as so much for stardust

hiiiii dewey ily

OKAY SO lets look at verse one

who is jason if not just a projection of what everyone else wants, dragged back and forth and back

and then we have prechorus one which like. bbg is in a constant loop of what am i why am i doing what you command me to does anyone care about me at all

then we have the bridge and i have to pause to puke because man even the girl the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE picked for him didnt want him. there is NO ONE meant for him he is alone

and then we have my boy. he wants to make it better, he believed it could be better he was going to make sure everyone was seen and acknowledged hashtag ally

but at the end of it all. jasons dead and gone at the ripe old age of like what 16. 17 i dont remember i just know he never acheived anything he worked for for himself

[goatpaste]

🎮🎮

Dewbert deserves to be in the dating sim

local dating sim route, dating your chia pet

[bluerelics]

guitars kill me every single time

[spookyghuleh]

my best shot of Aether & Dew tonight 😭

[meginfrid-polypodiopsida]

A rare group photo of Manfred, Dewbert, and Morelle, the world’s most precious sprout brothers. They’ve been known to bicker, but they’re quite darling together.

[drewbertcorgi]

If you own a corgi, you’ll know that there’s no such thing as going out for a morning potty break without the underbelly getting completely wet from the morning dew.

Look at how close to the ground that chest gets! It’s like the perfect height for collecting ALL THE DIRTS.

#Drewbert #Dewbert #corgi #hovercorg

[paddooo]

oauugjgjjg trason making out in valdangelo wedding photos

piper is so mad every time she sees the picture because of course its one of the ones nico puts up in the house. like piper still doesnt get why her dad got invited, leo met him one time and nico never did. and now everytime she goes to her besties house she has to see her best friend and ex boyfriend straight macking on her dad. on her old man. he did walrus teeth with carrots to make her laugh at a promo event she got dragged to as a kid.

and jasons just. muahmwahmuwahmuwahaha all up on her dad at LEOS FREAKING WEDDING. litterally in leos bouquet toss photos, making out with her dad.

[paddooo]

there truly is nothing more frightening than remembering beloved mutual has blue eyes. i wont name names but it is dewey