#dexiisms

[emmreth]

[text: Emm] I don't trust him. My lizard brain senses are tingling...[text: Emm] Seriously.

[text: Dexter] Don’t trust who?[text: Dexter] And your…lizard brain?

[emmreth]

[ Dexter/Emmreth for the ship meme ]

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on; Neither? But Emmreth might tap her foot and/or mouth the words if she thinks no one’s paying attention to her, though it’s usually not Maroon 5.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes; A drunk Emmreth, which is a rather rare creature though.

sends the other unsolicited nudes; Emmreth.

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt; Neither.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops; Emmreth tbh. She’s a sucker for baked goods and candy.

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit; Neither.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body); Dexter obv lol

wears the least clothing around the house; Emmreth, only when Harrison is not at around and after they’ve had sex recently. She likes to wear his pink button-up shirt and her own panties.

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason; Both of them have their moments. 

[waywardwarriorisms-blog]

dexiisms replied to yourpost:

probs gonna make a sculder playlist now tbh

I’ve literally watched the x-files series all the way through three times and you’re making me want to again.. help. 

omg i'm only on my first !!! but yes you should!! - encouraging is helping yes? -

[emmreth]

*insert suggestive text flower symbol*

Send “✿” for a suggestive text. [ dexiisms ]

[text]: After last night, I know why they got dexterous from Dexter.

[emmreth]

"Alpha" [ i really just.. idek shh ]

Send “Alpha” for a starter with my muse going into heat and begging yours to be fucked over and over. - dexiisms

He had her pinned to the bed, his lips seeking hers hungrily over and over again as he impaled her on his member greedily. A few soft growls slipped past his lips between his panting. Her own pants could be heard between pleasured moan. Although, there cries and sounds of pleasure were often muffled by their kisses. And there was something in his eyes…something animalistic in everything he did. He was a predator, and she was his willing, subdued prey. Everything felt so good. 

But it was not last. For when she woken up by Dexter climbing into bed with her, she realized it had simply been a really, really good dream. Well, he was climbing back in bed with her, since he had been there all evening until they went bed. Perhaps he had gotten up to get a drink or went to the bathroom.

Either way, it seemed it was not just her mind that was fooled but also her body, based on the fact she was wet and her womanhood was throbbing. Her need and desire for him had been so aroused and was so intense that she was fairly certain she was as much in heat a human could be. Once he was settled beside, her body practically sucked up to his, a soft moan escaping her at having his body against her. She was so aroused that she very sensitive to touch, it seemed.

"Dexter…" she practically moaned, voice dripping with need as she began to kiss at his neck seductively. "I know it’s late, but I need you. Badly. Please make love to me…please, I want you so  b a d…”

[emmreth]

# WHO DID THJI SHIT?? # halp # I can't # crey

*whistles innocently*

[emmreth]

ø [ or this one :) ]

Send ø for a late night text.

[text]: I was thinking about you almost all day. I can’t get you off of my mind. I probably should have gotten a job that requires more mental focus.

[text]: Anyways, really sorry if I woke you. But can I come over? I miss you.

[emmreth]

dexiisms replied to your post “˜Ž [ i'm sorry i'm just sending all the memes lol help ]”

[ creys about this tbhh ]

[ i knew i had found gold the moment i found that picture XD ]