Random headcanon, nobody outside of the bats knows who Bruce’s biological kid is. Since the kids all, a) look like their mothers (duke, Damian, maps), b) their supposed biological dads look like Bruce so you can’t really tell without dna (Steph, dick, Carrie), or c) they just look a little too much like Bruce for comfort (Jason, Cass, Tim)
Bruce said that one of them was biological and absolutely nobody has even a single clue who is or isn’t
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Kon: must be nice actually having access to your rich dads bank account
Tim(thinking about jack drake): yeah but he’s an asshole
Kon(thinking about Bruce): all dads are, at least yours is a hero
Tim:
Tim: that’s… one way to put it I guess
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Michelle(watching Carrie get ready for patrol): it must be nice having your dad let you do cool stuff like this
Carrie: ? Huh? I never told my dad, he’s too high to know what’s going on
Michelle: Batmans high?????
Carrie: not.. right now? I mean he’s done lsd but.. eh
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Garfield: so I was talking with you dad-
Dick: oh cool did Rachel take you on a date to the underworld again?
Garfield: … no?
Dick(used to people just up and reviving): …did he come back?
Garfield: no??? What????
Dick: ???? Huh
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Maps/damian(hanging out at school):
Random kid: so… who’s the adopted one?
Maps/damian: …
Maps: him
Damian: her
Random kid: uh.. but like don’t one of you share dna with mr Wayne?
Damian(half lie): I was made in a lab, I don’t have dna
Maps(full lie): I’m not real :)
Random kid(slowly stepping back):
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Roy: god your just like your dad.
Jason(thinking about Willis): you’ve never even met the guy fuck off.
Roy: ??? One second, pause the arguing, yes tf I have?
Jason: no? The guy died like ages ago??
Roy: he did!??!? Then who’s Batman right now??
Jason(very confused): Bruce??
Roy: is he a zombie???
Jason: the only zombie is me what the fuck
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Cass(at a dance recital):
Bruce(waiting to pick her up):
Other dancer: wow you look so much like your dad
Cass(has decided to completely ignore that David cain is her father): I know :] I love my dad
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Selina(looking at a picture of Elaine): Yknow it’s amazing you picked up zero of Bruce’s dna
Duke: huh?
Selina: you look exactly like your mother and not a bit like B
Duke: that’s cause he’s not my dad
Selina: ??? He’s not?
Duke: nope, some random immortal is
Selina: sorry??
Duke: don’t worry about it
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Kara: where’s your dad? I can’t hear his heartbeat
Steph: jail..? Why tf do you know his heartbeat
Kara: he’s in jail?? He let himself get arrested
Steph: I know, he’s kinda a dumbass isn’t he?
Kara: do we need to like… go get him?
Steph: absolutely not, fucker deserves it
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Clark: which one is it???
Bruce: the longer you struggle to figure it out I less likely I am to tell you
Clark: please?
Bruce: no
Clark: I hate you
Bruce: sure you do
Clark: what if you needed blood from one of them?
Bruce: he doesn’t have the same blood type as me
Clark(pulling out a note book): you hear that! It’s not the girls, or anyone with O-!
Diana(appearing from nowhere): so it’s not the girls or Jason
Bruce: ?? Why do you know my children’s blood Types- why do you know my blood type
Diana(patting his head): it’s better you don’t know these things
Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Carrie Kelley, Mia Mizoguchi
I’ve been wanting to make this piece for a long time and im really happy that It’s finally but im sure i will probably make more Robins pieces in my future.. Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian were all so meaningful to me on my teens (and they still do) but i literally had like an obsession phase with each one of them during those years and now most recently Maps became one of my favorite DC characters as well!, haven’t really engaged with Carrie or Steph yet but I know i well that i will the moment i start reading more about them:)
The Robins mean a lot to me as i know most of you do too, they remind me all of my adolescence and i they are a big part of this love that i have for comics and DC , hope you like it!
