I’ve bought you a new plug baby girl.
We will be out for the whole day, the more you grind your pathetic padded butt, the more stars Daddy will add to your chart.
Aw, you don’t understand? You really are a pathetic baby aren’t you! Ok, I’ll give you some examples then.
When we are walking, and you bend down to pick daddy a flower, that ribbed plug in your greased bottom will slide out and back in again as you stand up -and you’ll have earned 1 star which equals 1 second of buzzy time tonight when we get home.
Bouncing up and down in excitement in your seat as Daddy hands you your ice cream - that’s another second you’ll have on the chart.
Crawling in the park, showing off your thick diaper proudly, your gentle sighs with each leg movement as the ribs tease your sphincter - yep, good girl, another second.
As Daddy pushes you in your pram, you gently thrust your wet diaper against the straps, up and down, up and down, in and out in and out goes the thick plug in your bottom - and you have earned yet another second with Mr wand tonight, clever girl.
