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[konako]

Did a BoP rewatch. Helena's >:-/ face when her catch phrase gets stepped on is the best.

unfortunately, it happens a lot...

[konako]

Another fun possibility with Dinah and Helena's sex life is no hearing damage but a fair amount of property damage. Dinah's getting close and the room starts shaking like a train is passing by. Helena's still working out how to ask if that's normal or if she's better at sex than she thought.

Please, tell me Helena uses her fortune to build a sound-proof room for sex purposes. (And sometimes argument purposes)

[konako]

Dinah telling Helena to leave the goggles on. Sadly, they keep steaming up.

Haven't they learned anything!?

When Dinah asks if Helena's brought protection, she's talking about ear muffs.

[konako]

yesterday was 2 years of BoP! i like to think Harley forced everyone to celebrate that time they almost died and they all almost died a SECOND time but that's just family bonding for these ladies, you know? Also Helena and Dinah have been dating for a while now.

I forgot to post this as soon as I got this message but YAY!!! 2 YEARS OF BOP! That movie helped me face the beginning of the end, I'm so thankful. <3

Yes, they're finally dating! They think. Helena is not sure. Yeah, Dinah hugs her and kisses her and they sleep together and one time Dinah introduced her to some friends as "her partner" outside of the context of The Birds, and Helena is not sure if Dinah meant "partner in crime" or actual partner.... Dinah did grab her butt as she said it, but she could have meant it in the sportsy way, right? Helena needs help.

[konako]

Not a huge revelation, but they look really good together. i(.)redd(.)it/4ewp9a979q681(.)jpg i(.)redd(.)it/0nqcg0yz0y751(.)jpg

Those arms and those legs combined, could you imagine???

The strength. The power. Absolutely destructive.

[konako]

Crossbow Canary and the "Who's your Daddy now?" line. What's fun is that either of them could be saying it to the other.

ANON, ARE YOU THE SAME ANON FROM BEFORE? Because that brain needs to be preserved. 

So I was already sketching the “enemies in the streets, lovers in the sheets, but oops they don’t know about their partner vigilante business” thing, with the layered relationship being discovered on accident

BUT THIS— ANON!!!!

This brings it all together, ugh. 

Helena and Dinah, as an established couple, unknowingly being deadly enemies to each other, but coming home to a pretend happy home where the bruises are from bike crashes and gym accidents. Amazing. 

[konako]

Prompt for the Holiday season. Helena having trouble wrapping Dinah's gift. She brought her a spice rack and unfortunately they are really hard to wrap, I know I'm doing it right now and my back os hurting for having to wrap this thing for the past hour. Harley and Renee finding Helena with a lot of crumpled and ripped wrapping paper around her. While Harley tries to calm down or make Heleba angrier, Renee slowly wraps the gift, laughing how her wrapping skill were prodigal compared to Helena's.

Helena gives the gift to Dinah, and Dinah immediately knows the backstory behind it. Helena most definitely did not wrap that herself — she’s excellent with her hands, that’s for sure, but patient? Not so much. Someone else helped her.

For some reason, it warms Dinah’s heart. To know that Helena struggled with presentation (yet again), and decided to accept some help. She thanks her with a kiss on her cheek, a rapidly brushing, hot cheek. Helena mumbles “You’re welcome” with what’s left of her neurons. 

But then Harley’s voice breaks their comfortable, intimate bubble. “Now give her the one you wrapped yourself!”

Helena all but growls, “No!”

Dinah can’t help it, “You wrapped one yourself?”

“It looks like shit,” Helena quickly explains, trying to tame her nerves. “Trust me, you don’t want it”

“Trust me,  I want it.”, Dinah holds on to Helena’s hands, and for a moment the assassin forgets how to speak. 

“O... Okay”

Only after a shaky breath and even shakier hands (with reluctant eye contact throughout), Helena hands Dinah the small box — bent to the side, slightly crooked and scratched, wrapped around crumpled paper stuck together with a thick tape that folds on itself. A proper Bertinelli mess. And Dinah loves it more than anything.

[konako]

Enemies while masked, lovers when they aren't. Helena wants more than anything to just be with Dinah, but without her revenge, who would she be? Dinah has found her person and desperately wants to quit the nighttime weirdness and be with her, but the Huntress is a monster and needs to be stopped before that can happen. "Oh, my God. Does this mean we have to start fighting?"

UGH, GENIUS. GENIUS, ANON. I love it! I’ll save it, so I can work on it later. Shit, thank you for the inspiration. ♥