#dhqstarter

[protectivegrl-blog]

               “ shit, shit, shit ! --- ” noon was just about to strike the clock which only meant one thing: she was late. for the third time this week. lacey was thankful her class was full of students & her teacher likely didn’t realize she was missing. by now, the blonde was running ; books in hand. in the brief moment lacey looked down at her booklet -- more specifically, at her class schedule --, her face was met with body of another. her notebooks scattered on the ground. “ fuck. ” she whispered. lacey even rushed while she spoke. “ I’m so sorry, I wasn’t looking where I was going .. ”

[svnshincsquad-blog]

“hey listen!” galadriel called out to the other, peering over the back of a nearby bench. “c’mere.” they said, motioning for the other. “i have reason to believe that actual cannibal shia labeouf is here on campus, don’t ask me where i got this information.” they whispered. “just know that you’re in danger.” 

[freelancd]

✉ → ALL CONTACTS.

ESTELLE: did ummmmmm you also get a super creepy text from a random number??

ESTELLE: wtf do you think that was about?

[blcdstained-blog]

   the rag did large broad swipes along the counter, theo trying to quickly clean up the front of the store so that he could leave sooner. the chairs were already up and the ice cream cartons tucked away into the back freezer. the lights were off and within five minutes, the man was jumping over the front counter to go running out the front door, shouting to his manager to have a good night. he continued jogging down the street, having to park a few blocks away from the store due to a lack of spots. while jogging he notices a shadowy figure out of the corner of his eye, slowing down and keeping his eyes on the person as he comes to a stop. “ hey, do you need some help? “

[fckcalebrp-blog]

Caleb had fallen asleep on couch for a few hours and suddenly woke to a knock at his front door causing him to awaken, he got up and walked over to his front door, pulling it open.” You better have a good reason for waking me up..” He muttered and let the other inside. 

[paxtonhbu]

“someone tried to convince me they couldn’t do the crime i was arresting them for because it was their evil twin.” paxton shrugged. “drunk people will come up with anything.”

[ofblazeiisms]

“Apparently, small town old people think having more than two tattoos renders you sterile because, like, I’ve had no less than three old ladies ask me about my outing with my ‘nephew’, and then look genuinely surprised when I say he’s actually my kid.”

[lindenbrookstone-blog]

“Studies show that if you have a ten minutes of fun everyday, you’ll have a lot more energy everyday. And by studies show, I mean me. I just love watching people have fun. It’s so nice to watch.”