Karlheinz Husband Headcanons
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First of all I wanna say THIS IS FINE SHYT. Mr.Heinz would treat you well
My thing is when it comes to Karlheinz, he dates/marries/gets in relationships to benefit him and him only but lets just pretend real quick that he does find someone to love and care for.
He is pampering you,
you aren't touching a damn thing. He don't even want you to get out of bed unless there is literally no choice. I feel ketchup man will legit make sure you aren't stressed in this luxurious tall big ass mansion.
He loves teasing you too. Light hearted jokes and flirty gestures as he rubs lotion into your skin. He's the type to set up candles with bath bombs with semi hot water and slow jazz music playing the distance. He will wash you if you let him.
He gives gifts and I mean over the top extravagant things. You are decked out in the latest thing and if you are out and he sees something you may potentially like then you are getting it no question. Lowkey loves seeing you in things he gets for you too. Things he picked out adorned on your body makes him dizzy.
As I said about teasing and you not touching nothing, that goes for in the bedroom too. He is very slow and plays mind games with you. The type where its slighty playful and condescending. Like "Oh? is that so?" or "Hmm what are we going to do about that?"
This isnt only in public but in private as well.
Definitely possessive
He wont show it publicly like his brother Ritcher but as soon as y'all are alone it's a problem. I feel Karlheinz doesn't get "mad" at least you wouldn't be able to tell if he was.
He is very articulated in how he conducts himself. So, he is someone who is slow when it comes to issues or conflicts. He plays the long con game so if your someone who likes to play silent treatment then you not getting any satisfaction.
Things you think he wouldnt be mad about he would be ticked about. I feel he is someone to talk in private or have serious discussions away from a crowd of people.
If he feels threatened then this amps up more. He may do small things like hand around the waist. Kisses on your face or even naughty whispers in your ear for if someone is trying to flirt with you. If he doesnt feel threatened then its more so to get you flustered than him being actually upset. "Is this a new lover of yours dear? Have you long forgotten me?"
Drama within the family
I feel his other wives would have mixed feelings about you and him.
Cordelia:
Wouldn't even believe y'all are together and would think it is a ploy to make her jealous. She will always be in competition with you over Karlheinz's attention. So until yall breakup/divorce;she is the crazy ex that won't leave you alone. As far as her sons: Ayato,Laito, and Kanato, I feel they wouldn't care all too much. Depends on age of when the two of you started so if it were early ages I feel they would be somewhat closer but if it were older ages then they wouldn't give two shits about. They would just be sick of their mother taking it out on them.
Beatrix:
She wouldn't care about the relationship all that much but if you have a son then it may become a problem with her. Since she would want Shu to be the perfect heir so, she would be more in competition with who takes over the throne rather than your relationship. Shu wouldn't be paying too much attention because of Shu's focus on being king but Reiji would definitely be in the know, but wouldn't care all too much. Would be more puzzled than understanding
Christa:
It is a 50/50 with Christa since to me she isnt mentally stable especially within the games so I feel like its always a rollercoaster of we cool and now we not cool. I dont think she would care too mcuh about kids, or anything. To be fair, she wouldn't really believe the validity of the relationship either, like Cordelia. Subaru would care slightly since I feel he would be drawn to you, since he feels so lonely. It would have to happen organically, though I don't think kid Subaru would reach that far for a step-mother relationship like that.
Marriage life
Overall, Karl being husbands measns you have the responsibility of running the Demon World alonngside with and being in the know of his plans, so there is discourse between the two of you for if he actually loves you or not. He's someone who gets his way no matter what, so yes he does love and care for you but if you are against his "project," then it would be a constant argument in your relationship.
Furthermore, he gets away with a lot because of his sly mouth anyway. Y'all don't stay mad at each other for too long, and he definitely isn't the type to go to bed angry. If you want something on your grounds, then you're going to have to be strong because he is smooth and sly. He can talk his way out of things easily. "Oh, come on honey, let me make it up to you."