#diaeva

[sexycornenthusiast]

❤️

[sexycornenthusiast]

diaeva au where they meet online and form a disproportionately intense discord friendship right before starting ega but because they both made sure to obscure their identities on their accounts for personal reasons it takes them months to realize that the person they've been texting every day is their roommate

[sexycornenthusiast]

last night while i was half asleep for some reason i started imagining diana and eva going to a ballroom dance class together which is not something i've ever done or am familiar with but it's such cuteness fodder

[sexycornenthusiast]

when eva and diana are engaged diana starts doing this running joke where whenever they do something cute together (or even just at random times) she asks eva to marry her and when eva inevitably says "you already asked me that a month ago" she goes "hehe just checking! ^,^" all cutsely and eventually eva gets so fed up with it that she starts saying no and that gets wrapped into the joke as well.

so when they get home on their wedding night diana asks eva to marry her and eva says no and diana says "awwww you mean you couldn't stand to divorce me even just to get married again? that's so sweet of you!" and then eva wants drop a car battery on her head

[atbysauce]

I had a vision some time back

[sexycornenthusiast]

Eva and Diana are playing a game where they try to figure each other out and whoever understands everything about the other first wins. You may think that Eva's general difficulty putting herself in another person's shoes would put her at a disadvantage here (true), but actually, Diana is also at a disadvantage, on account of she does not know about this game or the fact that she's playing

[sexycornenthusiast]

diana trying to flirt with eva by taking her heels off around her and looking up (2 inches) at her like this:

[electroslop]

dieva doodle yayy

please sign