UTAH: hey cutie
SURI: For the last time, please don't call me that.
UTAH: but its true, and i felt like reminding you
SURI: Ugh, that’s just so condescending--
UTAH: oh come on honey, you know i didnt mean it like that
SURI: Don’t interrupt me!
UTAH: but i need your help
UTAH: i dont know what id do if you didnt help me
SURI: ...Fine. I'll let it slide.
SURI: This time.
SURI: What do you want?
UTAH: i just finished a brand new chapter of my masterpiece
UTAH: tentahoof: the last sea unicorn
UTAH: chapter 29
UTAH: could you read and critique it for me please
SURI: Ugh.
SURI: Would now be a bad time to mention I never read the last two chapters you gave me?
UTAH: but you promised you would :c
SURI: Only after you pestered me about it for half a moonwhirl.
UTAH: a promise is a promise
UTAH: thats what dad always tells us sis
SURI: Samurai Squiddle cares too much about honor.
SURI: Also, he technically isn’t our dad. And we technically aren’t related.
UTAH: i know ;3
SURI: Ugh. Gnack you.
UTAH: suri
UTAH: language
SURI: Yeah, I am speaking a language. It is known as Squiddlese, did you know that?
UTAH: so will you read it
UTAH: please
SURI: No.
UTAH: come on honey
SURI: Sigh.
SURI: I need to read Chapter 27 first. And then 28.
SURI: (And then asphyxiate myself before you give me 30.)
UTAH: what was that
SURI: Nothing.
SURI: Actually, I have a brilliant idea.
SURI: I'll read all your recent chapters of Tentahoof if you feed Snuggles.
UTAH: no fair i fed her yesterday
UTAH: come on
SURI: No feed, no read.
UTAH: ugh fine
UTAH: but you feed her tomorrow
SURI: Deal.
SURI: I'll read your story in a few hours. I'm busy right now.
UTAH: c: youre the best
UTAH: i always knew you were a great pal
SURI: I am, you’re right.
SURI: Now go back to your room.
