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Lifesteal Duos Tournament: The Squeakquel, Round 2, Side A, Match 13

Diamond duo vs Rapier duo

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lifesteal conspiracy theory (parrek marriage)

diamond duo. my brain will not stop thinking.

parrot is an archer, rek is the bowstring. parrot keeps pulling on the bowstring, but it'll always snap back into place with him. if he pulls too hard, it'll break and be useless to him.

but enough of that, you didn't come here for metaphors. you came for the parrek relationship theory

theory 1 (familial): parrot and rek are distantly related, ergo rek is part parrot and parrot is part jackalope (unlikely)

theory 2 (romantic): parrot and rek are married. they have the same last name (parrot x. two, rekrap [no middle name] two, same as #1), and nobody is telling me that the trust diamond isn't a marriage proposal I HAVE EVIDENCE (no confirmation bias here no sir)

part of the marriage vows: "till death do us apart" during the diamond arc, rek didn't die to parrot (pretty sure) and then rek divorced parrot by murdering him which is why he wasn't allowed to join parrot's team in s4 but also parrot divorced rek first by saying the trust diamond was fake and ALSO at the end of s3 when rek gave zam all his hearts that was spite because parrot divorced him first

"stick together in good times and not so good times" something something (i don't remember the entire lifesteal wedding speech) self explanatory, rek going back to parrot after countless traps and lies and even in s6 (ngl this might be getting into toxic yaoi territory)

lifesteal parrot ash wedding: parrot didn't want to get married to ash because he already married rek (even though they're divorced)

s6 visit: i actually didn't watch the whole thing but i heard something about trust netherite? you see that netherite is because they lost the TRUST diamond, meaning trust is breakable. now they have netherite which is stronger.

since the parrot ash wedding was the first lifesteal wedding, it sets a precedent for the others (murder spree after marriage). leapfish is an exception because they're cool i guess. in the s6 visit, they went to kill a bunch of people "for charity" but really it's just the standard lifesteal honeymoon

i'm not counting the ghost pepper thing because i don't want to ship the irl people (every parrot and rek across servers is the same one) but there is MORE THAN ENOUGH EVIDENCE aside from that

unstable universe: "prison break" "parfies" "it was to save wifies and the others" here we just call that a date.

also rek's special item was a poppy. poppies used to be roses. red roses symbolize love. "of course rek's is the last one" and why did you think that parrot? sentimental reasons?

parrot literally tricked rek into joining lifesteal and then he just stayed. wow parrot were you that desperate and wow rek did you really just fall for him that fast (jkjk)

giggling as i type out a monstrosity

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