#rapier duo

[ar-mage-ddon]

how tf do u draw clown

[pirate-trio]

they said pirate trio who and i said here they are in text post form

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Duos Tournament: The Squeakquel FINALS

Rapier duo vs Spacewaffles vs Yuri fraud killers

Rapier duo

Spacewaffles

Yuri fraud killers

Voting ended onFeb 23

you can submit propaganda in reblogs or asks! voter fraud is allowed!

[chandisappointment]

ermm wip i might not finish but i LOVE how this turned out!!

[havingastroke24-7]

rekrap pov naked and afraid but it's just every time clown freaks out over him being in any mildly potentially almost kind of dangerous situation

[troubadour27]

Rapier duo thought process is so funny to me

Same braincell

timestamp in minute's video

Edit: Change image order for time ordet

Edit 2: Made a Rapier duo playlist of videos they both show up in. I am normal about their friendship trust! I was picky about which lifesteal videos to add since they don't always show up in each other's videos. Also yes the 1.21 update video is relevant, and yes it's because Clown is in the comments (peak comedy btw) The hoplite video is also extremely fun I kinda wish those 3 would do it again (Rapier duo + Ferre) Also the ending of lifesteal smp vs the void.... it kills me, you can tell how much they trust each other. Anyway hope you enjoy! ^_^

[nebulafire-art]

pirate trio incorrect quotes pt 1

rek: guys im going out with someone (a friend), i'll be back in a few hours

branzy & clown: no yeah take your time (setting up murder traps in that someone's house)

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branzy: do you ever want to be a worm

rek: wha-

clown: yes. absolutely. and i won't even ask you because i know you'd still love me

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rek: why is there a bomb in our house

clown: branzy

branzy: shush im being wHiMsIcAl

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clown: *comes back covered in blood* can i kiss u guys

branzy: YES

rek: GO SHOWER YOU'RE TRACKING BLOOD ALL OVER THE FLOORS

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clown: the two emotions i feel are deep freaky obsession and an intent to kill

branzy: the two emotions i feel are deep freaky obsession and pettiness

rek: how do you feel two emotions i only feel one (joyful whimsy)

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rek: yes yes branzy we get your laugh is evil and maniacal now go to sleep

clown: *stares dreamily at branzy* no i think we should hear it some more

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clown: i would murder the entire smp for you two

branzy: i would make a giant murder robot for you two

rek: who says we need murder i'd spend a year of my life plotting and scheming how to make the most efficient melon farm

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branzy: *pokes rek in the side* hey i think we forgot to turn him on

clown: you turn ME on

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branzy: i want a dog

rek: and i want to throw you both out of my house we can't all get what we want

clown: *tracks blood over the carpet* this is why we can't have nice things

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branzy: fool me once fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you chickens be upon ye

rek & clown: *covered in feathers and breathing heavily* HOLD ON THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY *dives to catch another chicken*

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clown: no i don't feel emotion why would you think that *hugging rek and branzy as he talks*

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rek: i swear if you two go psychologically torture anyone anymore i'm considering mass genocide of all branzys and clowns in the multiverse

rek: also i won't make any more cookies

branzy & clown: NO

[obscure-oresteia]

Rapier Duo nahc ep. 2 <3

I have a fic for this scene prepped... But theres one major oversight; it can't be posted until I get an AO3 acc ~Sep 5th. It's Clown-centric, even though he doesn't even have a nahc POV yet and I'm moatly a Rekrap girly (gender neutral), but fuck it we ball‼️

Snippet:

Clownpierce was the “World's Deadliest Player”. He may have woken up in this death game without the memories to prove it, but his body seemed to remember it perfectly. His innate proficiency with the sword and axe proved that. He's sure somewhere deep within his consciousness, there was a “him” who held that title with pride. And, wherever he was, Clown was going to find him, and choke him to death. Because, as it was, he couldn't see that title as anything more than a curse.

What use was killing on a server where the goal was keeping people alive? He knew how easy it was to take a life, but he struggled to preserve it. His title was a constant reminder of that. It was an ever-present voice, preaching the inevitability of death. And, the worst part was, it was almost always right.