#dianeletters

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"It's You"

You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna win that Oscar, and you're gonna go up on that stage and give your little speech, and then you're gonna go home. And you're gonna be so miserable, you'll want to kill yourself. And you're gonna have nobody left to stop you.

#ouch #S3E10

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Actually, my name isn't Blarn. I just put that on my nametag as a dumb joke to subvert the idea of co-opting personal identity to further corporate branding which, as I'm saying it, isn't much of a joke.

#S3E2

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Why won't you go home?

I should. I know I should.

I wish I could just go home right now and crawl into bed and not have to talk about anything or explain anything.

He would just say, "How was your day?" And then he would say, "Hey, did you know the monorail was invented by George Monorail?" And I would say, "I don't think that's true." And he would say, "Well, if he didn't invent it, he certainly perfected it."

And I wouldn't have to say, "I'm sorry I left. I'm sorry I made things so difficult. I'm sorry I'm not the person I thought I was." I would just say, "My day was good." And he would say, "I love you."

Bojack: You know the longer you keep lying to him, the harder it's gonna get?

#S2E10

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That's why I own a gun.

Let's get one thing out of the way right now. If you're a man, you're not gonna get it. Some of you think you get it. You want to get it. You listen, nod, and say all the right things when we tell you our stories. But you still can't actually know what it feels like to constantly have your guard up. In parking garages, walking the street, even at work. I'm tired of trying to help men understand how it feels to be a woman. Starting now, I'm doing what it takes to put the power in my own hands. That's why I own a gun.

#S4E5

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When Sebastian St. Clair says you're good, you want to believe that you really are good. That you, like Sebastian, are part of something bigger than just yourself. And for a moment, you feel like you are.

#S2E9

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DIANE: Hey, do you know the story of the dad from The Brady Bunch?

BOJACK: Do I know his story? If I recall correctly, he was bringing up three boys of his own.

DIANE: Right, but-

BOJACK: They were four men living all together, but they were all alone. That is profoundly sad.

DIANE: No, the story is that the guy who played the dad hated being on The Brady Bunch because he was a real actor, and he considered it beneath him. Sound familiar?

BOJACK: That's not all that was beneath him. Gay joke. Sorry, I'm better than that.

DIANE: Most people don't even get to do The Brady Bunch version of the thing they want to do with their lives. You're actually in a really good position now, because you can pretty much do anything you want. You're responsible for your own happiness, you know?

#S1E1

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