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Log Entry #1
Contrary to what this cover may say, this is NOT a diary. This is a journal to keep a log of my daily life. Don’t worry, the one responsible for picking me up a frilly, pink looking diary to write my life in is now sitting on the kingdom’s border wondering what he’ll ever do with his life without his beloved, wonderful, handsome king.I’m hoping that these logs will be used for future reference, a primary source to keep historically accurate facts about my life, an autobiography if you will. That way when my time is up and my game is over, no stupid plumbers, peaches, daisies, or any other low-life can spread false information about me. It’s all in here!And since these writings will be in history books nation wide, teaching every koopa child about their favorite historical hero, I assume the pink cover will be omitted from any form of documentation. No one wants to see that.
Signed, Bowser Koopa.