May 9
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☝️ Dick Tater shit
☠️ “The Great MAGA Purge: Now With 30% Less Democracy!”
(a love letter to chaos, ego, and the collapse of basic human decency)
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The Trump administration has decided to fire “substantial” numbers of federal workers, because… what, competence is a deep-state conspiracy now?
(source, if you need proof we didn’t just dream this feverishly stupid thing)
You have to admire the commitment to performance art. It’s not a government anymore — it’s an improv troupe run by people who think “checks and balances” means “checks for me, balance for peasants.”
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🧨 ACT I: “SHUT IT DOWN! (Because I’m Bored.)”
We open with the Trump team threatening another government shutdown like it’s their favorite party trick.
“Do the job you were elected to do?” No. “Throw the economy into chaos because someone said a mean thing on MSNBC?” Absolutely.
It’s like they’ve mistaken “running a country” for “rage-quitting a video game.”
The lights are flickering, the workers are panicking, and the soundtrack is just Mar-a-Lago silverware clinking over the sound of democracy flatlining.
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🔥 ACT II: The Apprentice — Civil Service Edition
Here’s the new plan: fire a “substantial” chunk of federal employees. Because, as we all know, nothing improves morale like watching your coworkers vanish into the political abyss while your boss tweets about “draining the swamp” while dropping an orange turd in his golden toilet.
It’s not even subtle. They’re turning “government service” into “government survival.”
Every career employee is one Trump tantrum away from being replaced by someone whose résumé just says “loyal” and “owns multiple flag polos.”
They call it reform. I call it revenge fanfiction written in crayon.
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🕯️ ACT III: The Gaslight Massacre
The government breaks down? “Blame the lazy bureaucrats.”
Chaos spreads? “Blame the media.”
Ethics violations? “Blame woke gender pronouns and the Illuminati’s Wi-Fi.”
They have infinite scapegoats but zero mirrors. It’s like an entire ideology built on screaming “YOU’RE the problem!” at anyone within Wi-Fi range.
The truly cursed part? They say this all with straight faces — like firing career scientists and diplomats is the natural sequel to “The Art of the Deal.”
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⚰️ EPILOGUE: THE HAUNTING OF FEDERAL EMPLOYEES
The real victims here? The folks who actually keep the lights on — the ones processing benefits, monitoring weather emergencies, and preventing the nation from collapsing into Mad Max with paperwork.
But sure, fire them. Who needs food safety inspectors when you have Truth Social posts about “patriot cleansing”?
It’s all fun and games until the bridges collapse and the tax refunds stop.
Then suddenly, the “deep state” looks a lot like the only thing that ever worked.
Mass firings of federal workers have begun. That was the announcement Friday from the White House as Republicans worked to exert more pressu
Robert Crumb “Kitchen Kut-Outs” Zap Comics #1 (1967) Source
Dick Tater is my favorite. You have to say it to get it. Perfect homonym.
This is the potato that broke discord. For explaining purposes, discord refuses to post this photo, saying it's nudity. I've posted my bare tits to discord once. Why not this damned potato?
Aaaaaaaand the media finally called it.
This is, to borrow Hungarian sociologist Bálint Magyar’s framework, “an autocratic attempt.” That’s the stage in the transition toward autocracy in which the would-be autocrat is trying to sever his power from electoral check. If he’s successful, autocratic breakthrough follows, and then autocratic consolidation occurs. In this case, the would-be autocrat stands little chance of being successful. But he will not entirely fail, either. What Trump is trying to form is something akin to an autocracy-in-exile, an alternative America in which he is the rightful leader, and he — and the public he claims to represent — has been robbed of power by corrupt elites . . .
Members of the Trump family are explicitly, repeatedly, trying to make the acceptance of their conspiracies a litmus test for ambitious Republicans. And it is working. To read elected Republicans today — with a few notable exceptions, like Sen. Mitt Romney — is to read a careful, cowardly double-speak. Politician after politician is signaling, as Vice President Mike Pence did, solidarity with the president, while not quite endorsing his conspiracies. Of course every legal vote should be counted. Of course allegations of fraud should be addressed. But that is not what the president is demanding — he is demanding the votes against him be ruled illegal — and they know it . . .
To say that America’s institutions did not wholly fail in the Trump era is not the same thing as saying they succeeded. They did not, and in particular, the Republican Party did not. It has failed dangerously, spectacularly. It has made clear that would-be autocrats have a path to power in the United States, and if they can walk far enough down that path, an entire political party will support them, and protect them. And it has been insulated from public fury by a political system that values land over people, and that lets partisan actors set election rules and draw district lines — and despite losing the presidency, the GOP still holds the power to tilt that system further in its direction in the coming years.
☝️Dick Tater
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You just have to laugh at this point...
They're so ridiculous....
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I freely offer to you all the following substitutions for the Orange Man's name:
Rumpleforeskin
Mr. Potato Penis (or Penis Potato, derived from Dick Tater)
No credit necessary. I might actually prefer it if this did not lead back to me but if it does I will take the credit.
Use of your own will and at your own risk