a/n: Because writing the Shino Tattoo AU was so fun, I decided to write some head cannons for Kiba set in the same AU, but roles are reversed, as in Kiba’s tat will not be on his heart like it was in the fic.
warnings: Mentions on inappropriate places and doing some inappropriate things. (If I missed any, please let me know!)
*You woke up one day and noticed that you had a tattoo on your left boob.
*Like, right across the fucking nipple.
*I mean, what the FUCK was your soulmate doing?!
*Good luck explaining this one, Kiba.
*To be honest, it wasn’t entirely Kiba’s fault.
*He was dared to touch someone’s boob by a friend.
*So, he did the only logical thing
*He groped his friend, Shikamaru’s titty.
*Well, as much as a guy can grope another man’s tit, especially when said man’s tit is just a firm pectoral muscle.
*”What a drag, your soulmate is going to have a field day when she sees that.” Shikamaru smirked.
*That’s when it dawned on Kiba
*It was his 16th birthday and Shikamaru’s fucking boob was the first thing he touched on another person.
“You jackass! Why didn’t you say something!?” Kiba facepalmed.
*Don’t forget your own birthday.” Shika shrugged and walked away with a smirk on his face.
*So, when Kiba woke up a few months later, he was surprised to see that his soulmates name appeared on his body
*His dick.
*Yeah, Payback is bitch.
*You had took the first opportunity you could to make things fun.
*So when a guy slapped your ass in the middle of the school hallway, you proceeded to grab his dick and threaten to cut it off.
*You smirked, knowing it was your birthday
*But you couldn’t help the little tingle of pride set in when you thought about your soul mate waking up to find your name on his dick.
*Kiba walked into the locker room with a proud look on his face.
*”What got you in a good mood?” Naruto asked as he hanged into his gym uniform.
*”Got my soulmate tat! Wanna see?” He asked.
*No one agreed to see it, but that didn’t stop Kiba from dropping everything from the waist down onto the floor.
*His dick stood proud for everyone in the room to see
*”What the fuck man!” Naruto covered his eyes, while the new kid, who had absolutely no idea what was happening, stared at the tattooed dick.
*”Sai! No! Cover your eyes, bro!” Choji shouted.
*Kiba then proceeded to swing his dick around like a damn cane.
*I mean, he helicoptered his ding-a-ling around the entire locker room.
*So a couple months later, after graduation, you and Kiba ended up at the same college.
*That is when you two found out you were soulmates.
*”You’re his soulmate?! Why is dick?! He was practically shaving in peoples faces when he come to school!” Naruto yelled once he met you.
*”Payback for having his name going right across my fucking nipple!” You shouted back and the others just laughed.
