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The dick-saster omg the name
only the best for my tags ♥
I'm the anon who couldn't find the dick disaster and now that I have seen it, all I have to say is good for me I went into incognito mode before opening it-
I am very glad that they have sufficient... Reach. Y’know... Test their reach... My flexibility... Sparring... I’ve gone off on a tangent.
What is this dick disaster people keep talking about? What did you do? I NEED TO KNOW
Firstly, darling anon, here are the original... Ahem... Photographs.
And here is the chaos that overwhelmed this blog because of aforementioned photographs.
Enjoy, but please browse both sitting down and in a private place...
I don’t want to cause more lives to be slightly ruined. *nervous laughter*
I was the one who asked for the Murasakibara dick post. I'm definitely not surprised, but I agree about wanting to get hammered by him. Thank you for that post, really!
♥ we all want a little bit of that purple giant... he’s big enough to share, i suppose~
800 followers?! Wow, congratulations Asha senpai! :D anyway, any special celebration for this? *wink, wink* oh oh with those ridickulously pretty wands, who do you think from the free! boys that the shower one and the grower one? ;p
Why thank you, darling! To be honest, you’ve got no idea how much I’d love to do a celebration for you guys, but I don’t want to release anything that isn’t top quality, and at the moment, I really don’t have the time to focus on doing anything that isn’t requests... Don’t worry, though, when my exams are over, I might be reaching 1000 sometime after that, and I’ll definitely do a special!
Now, for the dicks (why am I saying this so much recently)
Growers
Rin - sharkboy’s not always huge
Rei - there’s a reason it looks like he isn’t housing much in those swimming suits...
Sousuke - well he’s gotta fit it in somehow, right?
Haruka - did you know that dolphins and humans are two of the only species to have sex for pleasure?
Momotarou - otters like to hold hands. I don’t know how that’s relevant, I just thought it was cute.
Showers
Makoto - what the hell Makoto stop it
Nagisa - homeboy got it going on whatever the time of day
Nitori - i dare you to ask him what the bulge in his pants is
Seijuro - please don’t ask him what the bulge in his pants is
Kisumi - candyfloss is always sweet. well, it’s pure sugar and sucrose is literally just fructose and glucose, right? so it would always be sweet. that’s the only thing that makes sense. i’ve confused myself. look he’s just got a pretty dick that’s hella sweet ok
i'm so mad why didnt u name the tags "dick-saster" and "dick-scussion"
Fuck. I’m gonna change them when I get home, I’m legit disappointed in myself
edit: this is what i do with my time. i’m supposed to be revising, but noo. i just tagged everything with ‘dick-saster’ and ‘dick-scussion’. fml
I CAME HERE BECAUSE MICAYLA REBLOGGED YOUR POST AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS OH MY G O D
welcome to the dick disaster. i don’t know what’s happening anymore but i’ve looked at more dicks than i have people in the last day or so
I was reading through the dick apocalypse and the post right before the first one started with "this blog has helped me so much" and I just about died
this blog has now helped many more.
