#dickbabs crumps

[boringsickness]

Timbern really is revolutionary because what do you mean I haven't written in months but they fuck one time and now i published a ff about them. Wrote one for Dickbabs AND am writing at least two more for Tim and Bernard + the Halbarry gods spoke to me and told me to write that thing I was thinking about 6 months ago.

[boringsickness]

Bernard collecting the batfam by giving them food like some stray cats.

It started with giving food to his boyfriend, then Redhood crashed into his flat and not only did he give him a medikit but also a warm meal, then Damian because Todd won't stop yapping about it and then Nightwing is asking for another portion because his girlfriend is behind a computer all day and then every single one of them keeps sneaking in.

And suddenly Tim is cuddling with Bernard in Tim's boat and the family enters with empty plates like pathetic wet cats and Bernard laughs.

Tim is fighting them off because fuck you??? Quality time??? With boyfriend??? But Babs is stepping on his toes with the wheelchair, Dick is holding him back, Damian is already following Bernard to the kitchen and the others are cramped on one sofa with empty stomachs in wait.